Linda decided to push things further and stood up to check out the tattoo gun that Evan was changing the ink on. In doing so, she rubbed her hard left nipple across his cheek and bumped it into his eye. Evan pulled back suddenly and cried out.
"Oh! I'm sorry!" he apologized, despite that fact that Linda had actually sexually assaulted HIM, not the other way around.
Linda pretended she hadn't noticed any of it, nor heard his apology.
"Where did you learn all this?" she inquired.
Evan, to his credit, recovered quickly. "Um, mostly self-taught, ma'am." Linda liked hearing him call her Ma'am while she stood half naked in front of him.
"I have a friend who is a tattoo artist," he continued, "and taught me some of the basics. He also gave me his old equipment to start with. I learned a lot watching videos online and practicing on myself." He gestured with his head to the tats on his arms. He was happy to be talking about something to keep himself from eyeing her nude body. Linda wasn't going to make that easy, though.
Linda saw a tattoo of a skull on his arm and made her next move. Under the guise of getting closer to check it out, she put her pantied crotch right against the arm closer to her and it was at that point that Evan realized that her panties were soaked with her womanly juices. Ever the gentleman, he continued to "not notice."
"Ok!" he said sharply. "All set to continue, if you want to sit back down." He said it a bit more forcefully than he'd meant to, but Linda did as she was told.
"Is it going to hurt more when you color it in?" she asked. Her tone was more conversational than concerned.
"Usually it actually hurts less than the etching needed for the outline. I think you'll be fine," he said reassuringly.
Sure enough, it still stung, but it wasn't bad and went much quicker than she thought it would.
Before she knew it, he was putting the gun back down and blotted away at the excess blood seeping from the fresh tattoo. He took out his phone and snapped a photo of the finished work to show her.
"Oh, it's beautiful! Perfect!" she exclaimed. In truth, it was a bit on the bloody side so there wasn't much to see, but she wanted to boost his ego.
Evan smiled and said "Thank you, Ma'am. It's not much, though."
He placed a layer of petroleum jelly over the tattoo and covered it with a bandage.
"All finished!" Evan announced. "So, now that it's over, was it as bad as you expected?"
Linda swung back around to face him, smiling.
"No, it wasn't too bad," she said, "and no more unpleasant than some of the little pricks I've had to endure over the years."
Evan blushed again and tried to change the subject. "Make sure you keep it clean and change the jelly and bandage daily for the next few days."
Linda stood up suddenly before Evan could move. "It stings a bit. Would it be ok to put ice on it?" she asked.
Evan responded quickly, "Oh, sure. I'll go make an ice pack for you." He was grateful to be able to slip away to the kitchen, not realizing that that was exactly what she was hoping for.
He rooted through Linda's cupboards for a minute, eventually finding a Ziploc sandwich bag. He went to the freezer and filled the bag with ice before returning to the living room.
On his way back, he stopped in his tracks as he saw that Linda had dropped her panties to the floor and was standing in the middle of the room, facing him completely nude.
The neatly trimmed golden bush between her legs glistened from her moistness as she stood there waiting for him to return.
"Thank you so much for getting that!" she said, playing innocent. "Oh, I'm sorry, my underwear had gotten a bit damp, so I slipped them off, so I would be more comfortable. I hope you don't mind," she said.
There wasn't much for him to say besides "Um, no, of course not. It's, uh, your house," he finished lamely. Linda smiled.
Evan went to hand the icepack to Linda when she said "Can you hold it on there for me? I can't really reach back there."
"Oh, yeah, of course."
"Sit down," Linda said, pointing to the chair.
Evan blinked, not understanding but did as she said. Linda turned around and lowered herself onto his leg. Evan felt the heat from her damp slit against his bare thigh.
"Tell me, Evan, do you have a girlfriend?" Linda asked over her shoulder. She was slowly dragging her womanhood along his skin.