This story is part of an ongoing series.
The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman's biography.
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This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not condone murder, racial language, violence, rape or violence against women, and any depictions of any of these in this story should not be construed as acceptance of the above.
Part 1 - The Championship
Saturday, June 3d, 10:00am. The techno beat of Darude's
Sandstorm
blasted through the gym. Some two hundred people, mostly Police Officers, surrounded the ring in the middle, waving thin, flat plastic ribbons of red or blue or white to the music, showing their preference for one or the other (or neither, in the case of the white strips) of the Finalists; red for Captain Croyle, blue for Captain Ross.
Standing alone in the middle of the ring was me, Your Iron Crowbar, wearing a red golf/polo shirt with an embroidered TCPD badge over the heart, khaki pants, black shoes, and my gunbelt; this was technically a uniform. As I surveyed the crowd, I saw the Finalists making their way through them to the ring, arriving at the same time. The music died down when they reached the ring. I pointed my left hand at Cindy Ross, attired in white with blue trim, and called out loudly:
"Would you like a shot... at the title?"
"Don't mind if I do." Cindy replied. Huge cheers erupted as she climbed up into the ring. I turned and pointed with my right hand at Teresa Croyle, in white with red trim, and said:
"Would
you
like a shot, at the title?"
"Don't mind if I do." Teresa said, to possibly even louder cheering. Referee Micah Rudistan came up and, using a microphone, made the most important of announcements:
"The Rule is suspended," Rudistan called out, "to allow the combatants to use their own crowbars!" The gym erupted.
Sandstorm
started up again. As I was helped out of the ring, which was raised well above floor level, I noticed that Cindy was looking over at Teresa's red crowbar, then she looked over at me with anger in her eyes. She had realized that it was not just any red crowbar... it was
the
red crowbar...
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Some moments earlier...
As a past Champion and first seed, Cindy got dibs on the women's locker room to dress in her plastic armor. Teresa was relegated to the 'mat room', a storage room along the side of the gym. Joanne Warner was inside the room with Teresa.
There was a knock on the door, and Teresa came out of her meditation to see me come in.
"Man on the floor." I said.
"It's okay, sir." said Joanne.
Coming inside, I stepped up to Teresa, who was holding an international orange crowbar. Our eyes solidly locked as I took that crowbar from her hand with my left hand. Then I held out my right hand, which held my red crowbar at the middle, offering it like a scabbarded Japanese sword. Teresa was stunned, and Joanne's eyes about popped out of her head.
"Maintain... its... honor." I said quietly.
"Yes sir." Teresa said solemnly, taking the crowbar with both hands, as if receiving a sword.
I nodded, then wordlessly turned and left. As I stepped outside, back into the gym, the music of
Sandstorm
was being turned up to blast pitch.
"Hey Parker!" I said to Teddy, who was waiting to lead Teresa to the ring. "What, did a University of South Carolina football game break out here?"
"SEC rules, sir!" shouted Parker, a graduate of the University of Mississippi.
I laughed and shook my head, then began making my way to the ring. Janice Holloway asked me what color strip I wanted, and I took a white one for neutrality. I waved it in time and rhythm with everyone else. Finally, I made it to the ring, climbed in, and waited for the Finalists.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
In spite of the fever pitch, the two Finalists' faces were masks of cold determination. It had been a long week of trash talk and back talk, of bets made and sides taken. While Teresa had long been one of the Detectives, she was now 'adopted' by the Uniformed Officers as their representative in the ring, against the leader of the Detectives, not unlike Army Enlisted v. Officers. And Teresa had not joined the coffee klatch all week, further enhancing the tension.
"Listen to my commands, and listen for the bell." said Rudistan. "Do not intentionally hit the referee, and do not take open head shots nor any shots at the face of your opponent. Keep it clean, and show these people what good sportsmanship is. Okay, break and go to your corners." The red and green crowbars clanged together once, then the Captains went to their corners... this was the first time the Police Boxing Matches Final had ever come down to Captain vs. Captain (I never was a TCPD Captain)...
The bell rang and Rudistan called out "Box!" and the Championship match was on! Both fighters came out cautiously, circling, feeling each other out. Then Cindy darted in with a blow.
*CLANG!*
Teresa parried the blow. Cindy backed out, looking for another opening. Both fighters made feints, the crowbars clanged a few times.
Then Cindy went for a maneuver. She went for a blow to Teresa's side, but it was a feint and she was suddenly swinging for Teresa's upper back. The year before, I had ducked it. But Teresa was already swinging around to intercept it.
*CLANG!*
*WHANG!*