Santa's Perverted Helper Acquires an Assistant
By rutger5 (copyright 2012)
The winter morning arrived clear and bright with just a hint of frost. To me it felt like paradise and not just because winter was in the air and I soon would be resuming my duties as one of Santa Claus' most trusted helpers. Today I would be having a reunion with little Susie Walker.
She was the formerly naughty minx who I'd helped turn from the path of naughtiness to the superior path of niceness. It had been a year to the day when we'd met and experienced, at least for me, the single, greatest afternoon of my life. Getting ready I checked my appearance in the bathroom mirror and smiled. Since last year my salt and pepper beard had turned almost all salt. While that might have bothered some people in my case I felt it was a plus. An all-white beard just made me resemble the boss even more and since I sometimes 'filled in' for him that made the job easier.
Wearing just a towel I left the bathroom and went into the bedroom. My red and white suit sat on my bed; cleaned, pressed, and ready to go. The last time I'd worn it was that fateful day and the thought of that made me grin from ear to ear. Well that and I felt my neglected Yule log begin to move. Tossing the towel aside I quickly dressed, first putting on a new, clean undershirt before pulling my red pants with the white fur cuffs on.
My erection was almost full but I managed to squeeze it into my pants before pulling on my jacket and fastening the thick black belt over it. Thick socks, my big, black boots and my Santa hat completed the festive ensemble. Whistling a Christmas tune I left my room and headed downstairs and then to my van. There was no way I could sit still as I felt as giddy as a schoolgirl at a Justin Bieber concert.
After a short drive I was in the heart of town when I decided to grab some breakfast while I waited for our rendezvous time. Pulling into a fast food joint I waited on the drive thru lane until I could place my order. While waiting I reflected on what was soon to happen and how I'd ended up in this situation.
Meeting Susie as part of my duties as one of Santa's more unorthodox helpers had changed my life both for good and bad but I had believed that I would never see her again.
Then as the result of a holiday miracle the letter she'd written found its way into my possession. In it she stated that she wished us to resume our acquaintance and I couldn't be happier about that. It was no problem to find out what her cell number was due to my important position as a mail sorter for the U.S. Postal Service. A certain wireless network phone bill 'accidentally' fell off the conveyor belt and opened revealing to me a particular phone number.
After that lucky break it all fell into place. When I first called I did so from a hard to find public telephone in order to leave no traceable record of the call. When I first heard Susie's melodious voice over the line it took me a minute to speak I was so excited. I could barely hear her voice over the rapid beating of my heart.
"H-h-hello Susie," I began but that was enough for I heard a shriek from the other end, then silence. Just when I thought she'd hung up I heard my angel's voice again.
"Oh my God, it is you Santa's helper. Sorry but I had to go to where it was private because people looked at me like I was crazy when I screamed. But I couldn't believe it was you, did you get my letter?" Susie said in a rapid, breathless manner.
"Ho, ho, hello Susie. And a Merry Christmas season to you! When I received that wonderful letter of yours I was tickled pink to say the least. How are you?"
"I'm good," she said, and then in a whisper added, "now that I'm really talking to you I'm getting all wet and excited."
I knew how she felt for on hearing that I let out a low groan myself and to say that a flood of blood flowed to my groin was the understatement of the century. At that moment my pants felt as tight as if a boa constrictor had me in its coils. There was a moment's silence on the phone before I heard her voice again but this time it had an uncertain quality to it.
"Santa's helper, the reason you called me, I mean, let me just ask. Do you want to see me again, is that why you called?"
"Yes Susie I wish to see you more than anything else in the world. If you want that too then we can meet."
She squealed in response to that statement I can truthfully report.
"When can we meet? I mean anytime is good for me and I have my license now so I can meet you if you don't want to drive or something."
"Well Susie I do have some time off remaining this year and I also have another mission from Santa to complete but you come first. Since I'm being granted a second chance with you I plan on making it count. So you tell me, when is good for you?"
"That is so sweet and perfect actually. How about tomorrow? I'm off from college due to winter break and Billy is going to his friend's house after school so I'm free the whole day."
"You have a date young lady," I told her, "and if it's alright I'll pick you up at your house in the morning. What time should I be there?"
"Eight thirty is good. By then everyone will be gone and I'll tell my Mom that I'm going shopping for presents so I won't be bothered."
"Okay Susie I'll see you then," I replied.
"Bye Santa's helper."