This is the city. Las Vegas, Nevada. I work here. My name is Sadie. I carry a badge.
I know what you're thinking, "'Sadie'. Named after her grandmother." I wish. In actuality my parents had a twisted sense of humor when it came to names. The family name is Knight and since I was born on a Saturday evening, that became my name. Saturday Knight. Sadie for short. Cuts down on the jokes.
Maybe it was the constant jokes that made me want to be a cop. Maybe it was all the punks in school. Either way, it's what I do. After eight years on the force I guess I've become more than a little cynical. It's hard not to. Everybody hates the cops. Face it; you get pissed off when you get pulled over for speeding. You get pissed off at the cop. But it wasn't the cop who made you tromp on the gas, that was all you. The cop just did what he gets paid to do. Enforce the law. If you break the law and you get caught you deal with the consequences. However, if you're gonna be pissed off, be pissed off at the one responsible.
It was Friday, September 6
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. I was working Vice. Going undercover as a hooker isn't my idea of a good time. I never understood it really. Prostitution is legal in Nevada, as long as you aren't on the street. Even then, it's not illegal for the hooker to be there, it's illegal for someone to solicit her and illegal for her to accept. Government scam? You better believe it. Most of the guys we bust are from out of state and don't know any better. They figure prostitution is legal here so that means anything goes.
That's where I come in. Standing on a corner in sweltering heat, sweating my tits off just so some poor, desperate schmuck can get busted for being horny. I felt sorry for them. Honest. Most of these guys were either dorks that couldn't get laid any other way or they were married and their wives weren't giving it up. Hey, I can understand that. Men need to get off once in a while. They're men, they can't help it.
It's not any better for the girls either. High school dropouts and runaways for one of a thousand reasons, they don't have the education to get a normal job or they're too into the drugs, whatever. They're too homely to get into one of the brothels, so they wind up on the street. Knocked up, strung out and lost.
Sound like I don't agree with it? No, I don't. So why do I do it? It's the law. I get paid to enforce the law. Doesn't mean I have to agree with it. Doesn't mean I have to like it.
I think that's why I did it. I had to know the other side to understand why I did what I did. So when the shift was over I radioed my back up, told him I was not feeling well and was going to head straight home. Yancey offered to cover my paperwork, so I got in my car and left. I drove around for an hour, and then I went back to that same corner, went out to that same streetlight and lit a cig.
I wasn't there long. I could see him eyeing me from across the street, when the light changed he tossed his butt and all but charged across the street. I kept my cool as he approached, eyeing him indifferently as he approached, but my heart was trying to beat an exit through my sternum. Young, early 20s, with a cocky air about him, Not particularly handsome but better than average I suppose. Clean cut and dressed casual, probably some college kid on is first big trip away from home on his own. He likely had never propositioned a hooker before.
"How much?" he demanded.
"How much for what?" I took another drag from my cig and tilted my head back, exhaling the smoke forcefully skyward, "What is it you're looking for?"
"I'm not sure. What are you willing to do and what will it cost me?
"Fifty for a blow, hundred for a fuck and suck, one-fifty for 'round the world and three hundred gets you two hours."
"That's pretty steep."
"Yeah? Well, I ain't your average crack whore and I ain't lookin' to make up the difference in quantity. I don't work on time limits like everyone else. When you blow your load, your done. 'Cause that's what you want, isn't it?"
"Uh, Yeah. That works for me. So where we goin'?"
"Around the corner is a place called Sands Motor Lodge. They charge by the hour. Get a room and I'll meet you in the parking lot."
"What? I gotta pay for the room too?"
"You got two other choices. We can go to your hotel or we can do it right here on the sidewalk. The room is gonna cost you ten for an hour."
He shuffled is feet on the concrete and looked around, "Alright, but you better be worth it."
"Get the room. I'll be in the parking lot."
I let him go on his own, finished my cig, stomped it out on the pavement and turned toward the motel. I forced my mind to empty. No emotions, no inhibitions, no regrets.
It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had my share of one-night stands. Even had a few boyfriends, but they never last. Dating a cop ain't easy, once they learn what I do, the relationship is on its way out. It's just a matter of the job coming first. When I made sergeant the job started taking more and more time. Usually about the fifth time a guy calls to ask you out and you tell him you're working, that'll be the last you hear from him.
I waited across the parking lot for the kid to check in. He spied me as he left the office and held up four fingers to indicate the room number. I followed him in.
"So what's it gonna be, Skippy?" I said, lighting another cig.
"Well, I only got $60 left unless you take a check or a card."
I rolled my eyes and took another deep drag, blowing the smoke at him, "What do I look like, Wal-mart? I guess a blow job is it."
"No. No, I really like your ass and I'm gonna fuck it."
"Not on sixty bucks, Skippy."
"My name's not Skippy!" He bellowed. He reached in his pocket and pulled out a cheap K-mart special Buck Knife and flicked it open. "You're gonna take the sixty and take it up the ass and you're gonna like it or bleed."
My hand went instinctively into the special pocket on the end of my purse, wrapping around the butt of the Sig 229, and slipping it easily from its concealment. Skippy's eyes nearly popped out of his head when the barrel stopped, pointed at his face. "I don't think so, Skippy. I would have guessed you for smarter than this, but I guess even a cop is wrong sometimes." I pulled my badge from my purse with my free hand and waved it in his face.
"A cop? You're a cop?" He almost gave out at the knees and dropped the knife. "Awww, Fuck me!"
"Not likely, Skippy. You blew your chance with that one."
"Shit." His defeat was apparent in his voice, "So, now you're gonna haul me off to jail?"
"Well, I'd have a pretty good case for attempted rape, wouldn't I?"
"Rape? Don't you mean robbery? I mean you're a hooker, or at least I thought you were. And you already agreed to sex with me."
"I agreed to a specific sexual service for a specific price. You were about to force me into a sex act that I had not agreed to. That constitutes rape whether I am a hooker or not."
"Jesus, lady! I didn't mean nothing by it! I was just... I was... Fuck!"
"You didn't mean anything by it? You pulled a knife on me, for Christ's sake!"
"It's not a very big one and it's not even very sharp!"
I couldn't believe I just heard that. It was all I could do to keep from laughing. I could also see that it was all he could do to keep from pissing his pants. I pulled the radio from my purse, keyed the mike, identified myself and called for Yancey. Immediately the spot appeared on the front of Skippy's khakis and grew down his leg.
All I could think at that moment was,
'Poor Bastard.'