Janelle opened the card and read "In this place, you will find the laziest person in the house." She sighed. This was just like Harry to make her work for her present. She had hoped that the anniversary would be a quiet affair, but apparently she was going to have to do some thinking in order to get a gift.
She thought for a second and strode into the kitchen. She tapped the lazy susan cabinet and it went spinning quickly. There was a cardboard box and a card on the top shelf of the revolving cabinet. Janelle pulled them out and closed the cabinet. The cardboard box held the words "bring me with you" scribbled across side in her husband's handwriting. After 30 years of marriage, she'd recognize it anywhere.
"Now you need to find the laziest male in the house – and don't look for me," read the card. Janelle picked up the box and threw away the clue. It took her several seconds to think of the La-Z-boy sofa that they'd bought for the living room. The sofa had another card on it along with a second box. This box was smaller and more in the shape of a cube.
Janelle picked up the card and read, "With this, you can turn me on from afar." She looked down and located the remote, but there was nothing on the coffee table next to it. She wondered if she'd made a mistake. The only other television they had was a 7" screen that she had under the kitchen cabinets, and it didn't have a remote.
With a start, she realized that Harry had made the TV the object doing the speaking, so the clue referred to the television and not the remote. Sure enough, taped to the back of the TV was another card and a small envelope that read "do not open until the puzzle is solved."
Janelle hoped that this wouldn't go on for many more clues. Her hands were filling up with the gifts she was accumulating on this quest.
She split the envelope of the third card and read, "Pandora would have liked this item." Just like Harry to get literary on her. Janelle pulled a book of Greek myths off the shelf and flipped through the pages. She came to the story of Pandora and read it through. The woman had opened a chest and let evil things into the world. The last sentence talked about hope remaining in the chest.
She knew that they had a hope chest in the bedroom. She wiggled her eyebrow. Maybe she was getting close to the real present on their anniversary.
She threw open the door to the bedroom and entered. Harry jumped up. He was wearing a silk robe that Janelle had never seen before. She wondered where he had gotten it – and where he'd hid it.
The bed was covered in rose petals and an ice bucket sat empty on the nightstand. There was a small box resting on the hope chest. She opened and saw the diamond ring glittering in its bed. She slipped the ring on her finger and admired it. She realized that he'd lit candles when she saw the diamond sparkle from the flames.
"Oh, Harry," she said, "thank you!"
He gave her a smile. He took the boxes from her. The first one held a bottle of champagne, which he settled into the ice bucket. The second box had some of her favorite chocolates. She set those aside for later. She didn't want to eat too much now.
The envelope sized package was opened last. He pulled out a flimsy negligee. She took it from his hands and held it to the light. It left little to the imagination. She held it up over her clothes and danced a few steps around the room. "Is this what you had in mind?" she asked with a grin.
Harry shrugged. "Sort of." He gave her that lopsided smile that she'd loved for many years.
"I have something for you too." Janelle said, sliding a hand under the bed. She brought out a box and a card.
Being a man, Harry glanced at the card and then rapidly opened the box. He pulled out the new tablet and grinned. "Thank you." He flipped open the cover for the tablet and a piece of fabric fluttered to the floor.
Janelle smiled. "Something for you too."