nb: written in collaboration with alld
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He was expecting an orgy. Or a group of students all suddenly looking innocent while huddled around a hurriedly switched-off TV.
What he was not expecting - what he would have never, ever have put money on - was an actual lesson.
Amber, Becca, Diamond and Titania were all interspersed on a U-shaped bank of desks with a male student between them. They all looked up from the tablets they were engrossed in studying as Ian and the Inspector entered.
They were all, somehow, dressed as entirely as appropriately as Sanddy was earlier; in what was apparently -- though Ian had never seen it before - the school's official uniform.
The boys wore crisp white shirts with hideous private school checked ties, although in deference to the heat of the day their blazers were draped over the back of their chairs.
The girls wore an appropriate equivalent; white blouses tucked into knee-length skirts and topped off with ties that matched the boys - although Ian noticed in Titania and Diamond's case they were strategically hiding the gaping fabric cause by their enormous tits being crammed into them. Bras were of course, even at this stage, a bridge too far, and there was no hiding their prominent nipples.
"Ah, Mr White" a voice said "Miss Taylor said you'd be popping in!"
Ian froze when he turned to the owner of the voice, glad that Ginni couldn't see him corpsing at the sight of the fellow educator. The school's newest teacher James Jones was was stood at the head of the class and beamed at them. He looked like a parody of a 70's teacher, clad in in a tweed suit with actual leather patches at the elbows, and for some reason was holding a smoking pipe!
"Could I look at what the students are leaning in this lesson?" Gina asked innocently, stepping away from Ian and picking her way toward the students.
"Mathematics. Volumes of shapes" James said before anyone could beat home to it.
"Volumes?" Ginni asked, looking at her notebook and then at the students. "Isn't that...considerably below their ability level for students of their age?"
"The volume of a sphere is equal to the radius cubed multiplied by pi multiplied by 1.33" Titania said proudly, beaming at the Inspector when she stopped her desk.
"Can you give me an example?" Ginni asked, looking over her glasses at the stacked
"For something like...a basketball" Titania said, her eyes dropping down to Ginni's chest for a moment before looking back up at her face. Her brow furrowed in thought for a moment. "That's about um...7000cc. The bigger the diameter of the sphere, of course, the greater the volume" she added, her blouse straining under the load as she took a deep breath and flashed the inspector a smug grin.
"The volume of her spheres is why she's so popular" one of the boys snarked to his neighbour under his breath, before Amber elbowed him into the ribs to shut up.
At the front of the class, Ian had moved up to stand next to James. "Why are you dressed like you're an extra on Grange Hill?" he asked out of the corner of his mouth, raising a hand to wave and smile at Ginni as she made to look at Titania's tablet. "You look like you shouldn't be allowed near a school, let alone teaching in one!"
"Gina burst into my classroom threw these costumes at us" James muttered back hurriedly, his free hand raising up to his face to smooth back the portion of fake beard that had peeled loose with his sweating. "Told me to get my arse over here with this lot and teach an actual maths lesson or else. What's the hell's going on?"
"We're being inspected" Ian hissed as he watching the class like a hawk, who were beginning to fidget in the manner that all students do when the authority in the room is distracted.
"By her?" James asked, nodding toward Ginni. His voice trailed off and Ian saw his eyes widen in amazement as something happened behind him.
"Ye-yes..." Ian said as he turned to follow the other teacher's gaze. The Inspector was was leaning over to study Titania's work, and the movement had caused her concealing jacket to pull back and reveal a little more of her body.
"Fucking hell..." the both gasped quietly
Ginni's ass was straining so hard against the against the trousers she wore that Ian was sure they'd tear any moment. Further up her body, a breast that would dwarf all but Titania and Diamond's prodigious racks was resting on the desk as the Inspectoress looked at their coursework, getting the attention of the male students who were slowly nudging each other to pay more attention.
Amber and Becca looked over for a moment and rolled their eyes at being again out-titted in the room, going back to trying to tease the boys they were sat next to.
Diamond's eyes narrowed for a moment as she looked over at the two male teachers, before her mouth curled up in a wicked grin as a plan formulated in her blonde head.
Ian shook his head in a "Don't you dare" warning. Diamond's grin widened and she nodded in a "Just you stop me" rebuke.
"I know about the volume of cylinders!" she piped up suddenly, getting Ginni's attention from Titania's work.