My name is Jon, on a well-deserved break from work following a conference and consulting gig in Barcelona. I'm from the states, management consulting is what I do. Barcelona is a wonderful place to visit, but the conference was very demanding and fast-paced, with presentations, panel discussions, and client dinners. Rather than fly back immediately, I decided to stay for a bit, away from the hustle of the big city. As I've always like Dali's art, I found a cottage in Portlligat near Dali's home museum. High speed rail and rental car got me to a lovely, private lodging overlooking the Mediterranean. I settled in and mostly just lounged on the deck the
first evening, savoring a local wine from Mas Llunes. I'm in my early forties, in good shape, 6'1", slender, muscular but not buff. Green eyes, light brown hair with just a few gray strands so far, high cheekbones.
The hosts of the cottage left plenty of information on 'what to do' nearby, but I stayed simple and toured the Dali house the first morning. It's a lovely white stucco villa on the water, with views of the rock formations in the sea that he featured in a number of his surreal pieces. After such an indoor intensive time in Barcelona, I needed sun and outdoors. After a light lunch at a nearby cafΓ©, I found a place on the water that rents kayaks and got one for the afternoon. I packed a small cooler and a few waters, towels, and sunscreen, then paddled north along the rocky coast in clear aquamarine water. The gentle seas made for easy paddling, and I made my way north for about forty minutes before spotting a small cove. I landed, beached the kayak and spread out my towel to lie on. There were sandy spots scattered around the stony beach. As I settled in, I noticed another towel and a beach bag about 30 feet away, but no one was home.
I lathered my chest and legs with sunscreen, then decided to drop my swim trunks, as after all I was in Spain. I had learned that nude beaches were the norm here, not the exception. Next was the sunscreen for the naughty bits, and the slick lotion felt good on my balls and cock. I propped my head using the life vest as a pillow and enjoyed the view of bright blue skies and sparkling sea.
Soon, I notice this tube gliding through the water, and a wake behind. Oh, a snorkeler, that must be who has the other towel. A head then pops up, mask and a short black bob hairstyle. A woman stands in the waist deep water, and Oh!Oh! this is like Ursula Andress coming ashore in Dr. No, which I watched many times as a horny kid on a VHS tape. The snorkeler pulls off her mask then crouches to remove the fins. But no Ursula bikini, she strides towards the shore in a shoulder to thigh mesh coverup, covering up ... nothing. Beneath the mesh are high, pert, cupcake sized boobs, nipples poking through the mesh, and below, a shaved pussy. She's beautiful but not exactly gorgeous, a bit of a pug nose, hips just a smidge wide. Full lips that look equally capable of a boisterous laugh or a pout. But oh my God, erotic.
As she reaches the beach, I offer, "Buenos tardes, senorita."
She looks over, smiles, and says, "Bon jour, monsieur"
"Oh, you're not from Spain, either" I deduce brilliantly.
"No", she says in English with a French lilt, "we must both be tourists ... I'm from Marseille."
"Bon jour, I'm from Virginia, U.S.," I reply.
She shakes her head, flicking water from her hair, and fishes a brush from her bag and combs out. As she pulls the mesh coverup over her head, she yells "Aie, aie, merde!" Her head stays in the inside-out mesh, which hasn't gone past her chest. "Ouch!"
"What's the matter, can I help?" completely baffled.
"Oh yes, please, come help me, I'm stuck"
She looks at me, dark eyes peeking through the mesh, then she looks down. I follow her eyes and see a nipple piercing on her right breast, stuck in a mesh triangle. "May I?" I ask and she nods vigorously. So, I've met her about a minute ago, and I'm already touching a nipple. I untangle the mesh and free the nip stud. I then gently lift the coverup, freeing her from the netting. A fresh catch from the ocean.
"Oh, merci, merci, that hurt so bad," she says, and sits on her towel. "I am Elise. Now that we've met, please bring your towel over."
"I am Jon, and I'm happy to sit near you," I reply. As I turn for my gear, I remember that I'm naked. Maybe because of the sudden drama, I am thankfully not erect. I lay my towel next to hers and sit parallel to her. She dries off, starting with her legs and moves finally to her hair. Crouching forward, she then rubs sunscreen from thighs to feet. From the side, her boobs are mostly hidden.
"Would you please get my back?" she asks, handing me the tube.
"Of course," I answer. I dollop the cream in my palm and lather her from waist to neck. She is quite tan all over, as far down her rear as I can see. As I'm wondering if this is the view for the day, she lays down, revealing her small breasts with erect pink nipples, a post stud through each. She takes a palm of lotion and rubs briskly over breasts and trunk. She makes a quick pass across her groin, and a final down-to-up on her labia. Oh my! She glances over at me, lily white where my trunks would go.
"You should be careful, coup de soleil, oh, sunburn, is very painful on new skin. I think you Americans don't go naked on your beaches."
"Thank you, I put sunscreen on while you were snorkeling. What did you see down there?"
"Oh, many pretty fishes, starfish, and sea urchins."