CHAPTER 1
Mace Munro was declared redundant from the bank he'd work for ten years, That was a civilized way of being fired after being found in the vice-president's office engaged with the VP's wife amid much groaning, and moaning and foul language that reached into adjoining offices. Being declared redundant meant entitlement to a golden handshake. Presenting the check for big bucks, the VP slapped Mace on the shoulder and said no hard feelings.
"Just look after Judy," Mace whispered. "Your wife is now a great fuck and won't wander if she receives more attention at home."
The VP positively beamed and hid his guilt. Mace knew vice-president Bill Moss was having affairs with two PAs β his and Mace's and that's why Mace had had a crack at Judy.
Mac was in no hurry to find another job. He' d made a mint with unauthorized use of the bank's money to invest in the rapidly rising commodities market over the past two years and was leaving with the bank's money long re-lodged where it should be sitting. His golden handshake totaled a cool $100,000. Bill Moss was in line to become president next year so had no wish to have a scandal over his wife's infidelity reach the board, so Mace's lips had to be sealed. The alternative of having those lips sealed permanently was too unpalatable for Bill as he had the soft heart of a banker.
Heading west, Mac drove to his Aunt May's home because his parents had only recently left for eight weeks in Europe, visiting museums and art galleries. Yuk, thought Mace with no desire to join his folk. He'd worked with stuffed dummies long enough and the nudes he wanted to gloat over had to be in the flesh.
Ford Crossing, a town of 17,800 people, had seen better days. Mace was visiting because he genuinely liked Aunt May and Uncle Richard was okay as well and the asshole three sons had left home. His other reason for visiting was to look up a female, if he could find her. On New Year's Eve sixteen years ago when that girl and he had not long turned eighteen, they'd had thrown themselves together and had sex. Most unusual sex because both were embarrassed fumblers.
She was blonde, lived locally and claimed her name was Peaches. Mace had finally gotten the angles right and kept her still enough to finally split her peach. It was all over within ten minutes, both of them highly excited, believing they'd just become adults. Well, she'd be thirty-four now, possibly married with kids. People can change a lot in sixteen years, especially women if they pile on the weight. However trying to find her β Peaches was an alias β gave him something to do. A quest. If she'd left town he'd be left empty-handed but pleased he'd made the effort.
If Peaches wasn't married he could marry her if she checked out okay. If she was married but was agreeable to a fuck for old times sake that was fine but alas if they stood as cold strangers he'd like it if she'd have coffee with him and chew fat over that night sixteen years ago. Yes, he'd be happy just to talk about it. Of course he might be the last person she ever wished to see again. Yeah, some quest; it would be difficult to execute even unsuccessfully and if it did produce Peaches he could face big disappointment.
What intrigued Mace about this hair-brained project was finding he actually had deep thoughts about a female and that provided motivation. He'd gone into banking as a career because he was unmotivated to find something more challenging, and banks preferred to recruit people who were unmotivated and cynical because they fitted banking's concept of a model customer service person.
Not seeing Peaches before or since was not odd because at that time Mace lived on his parent's small ranch twelve miles out of town. On New Year's Eve sixteen years ago he'd been staying with Aunt May. There had been no chance to arrange to meet again Peaches after they exchanged juices because Mace had been running in a circle, chased by Peaches, he carrying her panties aloft. Peaches mother arrived on the scene and screamed, 'You disgusting girl' so Mace had thrown the panties to Peaches, yelled 'See you' and had taken off.
All in all, finding Peaches again seemed a daunting task, but possibly no more difficult than trying to make good investment profits for bank clients who were adverse to taking even a few moderate risks despite having or requiring a broad investment portfolio.
Aunt May greeted him joyfully but sat him down and trimmed his hair.
"You need fattening up, but your clothing is good. Now listen to this, you are a waste to womanhood because you haven't married."
"I'd marry if I could find Peaches and she's on the shelf."
May frowned and said so that's why he was visiting.
"What do you mean?"
"Years ago you asked me did I know a young woman, blonde and pretty, called Peaches."
"Wow, what a memory. I don't remember that."
"I asked what college did she go to but you didn't know. That would have made locating her easy. All you knew was she was thinking of a career either in nursing, travel, finance or business."
"I vaguely remember her telling me that. Finance you say?"
"That's what I said. So you could start but visiting all banks, accountancy firms, hospitals, travel agencies and I wouldn't even start looking at businesses."
"It's hopeless."
"My friend Joyce has a daughter almost your age who is a nurse, divorced. You may not be interested because Joyce said Kathy was rather promiscuous."
"Is she pretty?"
"Yes."
"Anything else?"
"Big breasts and big thighs."
"Aw, so she's fat."
"Not at all. Then you are interested?"
"This promiscuous thing has me worried."
May laughed, cuffed his ear and said, "Don't lie to me Mason Edward Munro."
"Don't call me those horrible names."
"Well your mother and I liked them and your father was too drunk to really care, proud to have fathered a son after three daughters. I'll call Joyce and arrange something. Please don't disgrace me by revealing to Kathy her mother told me Kathy was rather promiscuous."
"Hell, I wouldn't do that."
"Good boy."
At the movies Mace found Kathy was promiscuous. Looking constantly at the big screen she unzipped Mace and dug her hand in deep and sighed saying, "Good boy."
"She's a nurse, " Mace whispered to the two horrified older women sitting next to him, aware he was being massaged. The women shifted to seats farther down the cinema.
In the car and before Mace has asked Kathy where was a good place to eat, with great strength she'd pulled him over on to her, unzipped him again and without any guidance he was in, instantly. She chewed both his ears and licked his face wet and it was all over, to be repeated after dinner when they parked outside her parent's house. The 38-year-old said thanks it was a good movie and great food but she didn't fancy seeing him again because his penis was too small.
Mace slunk home and when tip-toeing along the passage to his room, Aunt May turned on her bedside light and called him in.
"Did she ring your bell?" Aunt May asked.
"After eating dinner she ate me, whole," was all Mace offered.
"Oh God, sorry. I'll have to find you someone else."