"Don't go down this block," Major Wood commented, nodding to his left "it goes past the Russian embassy, they record everything." It was a good thing the top brass was giving the Major a few days to show me the ropes before I replaced him on this assignment; we weren't even half through our patrol yet, and there had to be a dozen places I had to know to avoid. That's just one of the dangers of being someplace where you're not supposed to be; it's vitally important that no one can prove you were there.
"Have they launched any attacks recently?" I asked as we turned the corner on the next block.
"Nah," he replied, "I think they're on their heels and reeling—but don't be surprised if OUR guys launch another offensive soon." I nodded and silently fell in step.
I can't tell you where this conversation took place because, as I said, I was somewhere where officially I wasn't supposed to be. Suffice to say was in a small, eastern European, former Soviet bloc country that was having a border war with a neighbor that, to an outsider, might as well have been its twin. The G7 viewed the whole thing as beneath them and refused to acknowledge the conflict; I don't know if any Western sources even reported there even was a war on. Yet for reasons I don't know—really, it's not that I can't tell you, it's that I have no clue myself—the State Department wanted to make sure that this side, not that side, came out on top in the conflict. So the CIA made sure this side had plenty of guns and ammo—Russian-made, of course, to hide our involvement—and sent in a handful of U.S. Marines as advisors to assist the marginally trained and largely uneducated military. Our involvement had to be absolutely secret—if our existence became known, the Pentagon would deny any knowledge of our presence in the country and would hang us out to dry. Those kinds of stipulations really didn't bother me; as a single guy with no girlfriend or family to speak of but a taste for adventure, I was making a career out of assignments like this. Major Wood had held this post since the onset of US involvement, but now he was being recalled to Washington, so this rotation would be mine for the foreseeable future.
We continued down the block when suddenly I burst out "Wow...look at THAT!" In the next block, coming out of a nondescript concrete warehouse just like every other building in this neighborhood, had popped a tall, slim, very beautiful girl. Her hair was brownish with blonde highlights and she was wrapped in some sort of dressing gown and had a cigarette in her mouth. She fetched something from a small but brand-spanking new euro-Ford and just as quickly popped back into the building. I'd had a lot of assignments in burqa-wearing countries recently, so even from a distance she was the hottest thing I'd seen in a long time.
"Yup..." he said appreciatively. He glanced my way for a second, reading my face, then added "you know who that is, don't you?"
I looked at him like he had just asked me to recite the Declaration of Independence in Arabic. I just got here; how the fuck was I supposed to know the locals by name? Reading my dumbfounded expression, he laughed "you don't, do you? Well, as it happens that's the next stop on our rounds. Now you'll get to see what really keeps the economy of this little burg running..." I had no idea what he was talking about.
Arriving at the warehouse, we entered through a door at the far edge of the building. Inside it was a big wide open expanse inside, piled high with dusty crates of who knows what. There could have been old Soviet nukes in there for all anyone knew. As we walked towards the middle of the building, I became aware of frequent flashes of bright light somewhere ahead—almost like a strobe, only irregular. Then I heard a voice, and it struck me that it was speaking English: "Nice...now a little forward...good...and smile...and now give me that look—yeah, that's the way..." We emerged past a ceiling-high stack of crates to find a photo studio had been set up in the open space in the middle of the floor. Against a fake backdrop, the girl from the parking lot sat on the ground, naked except for a loose shirt that was unbuttoned and carefully situated to make sure that her perky breasts were totally exposed for the camera. She sat with her legs apart, spreading her pussy lips wide with one hand while leaning back on the other, giving the camera a heart-stoppingly sexy look.
"Safety patrol!" Major Wood called out. Suddenly aware of our presence, the girl snapped her legs together and drew them up to her chest, hiding the naughty bits she had so enticingly displayed to the camera moments before.
"Hey, Woody!" the photographer called, looking over his shoulder. Turning back to the model, he said, "uh, take five, OK Zasha?" She nodded and dove for the dressing gown I had seen her wearing from afar, now crumpled on the floor just beyond the view of the lens.
"How's it goin, Nick?" the Major asked jovially, shaking the photographer's hand.
"Pretty good...Zasha's a real pro, easy to work with," he replied. "two more days of shooting and I can get the hell out of here."
"Goin' home?"
"Nah, not for another couple weeks, but I'll be a lot farther from the front," he continued, "things look like they'll be pretty quiet til then?"
"Should be pretty quiet I think, no quick unscheduled exits this time," he answered. "By the way, I'll be shipping out in two days. Captain ------ here will be relieving me."
"Nice to meet you," said Nick, shaking my hand like he was meeting someone's buddy at the corner tap. He wasn't what I had imagined a porn photographer would be like.
"Call me Tom," I answered.