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*
'GAME! That's five in a row, bitch,' Cam exclaimed.
'Ugh,' Amy snorted, 'I can't believe I have to be in isolation with
you
for a week.'
There was nothing malicious in their words. All their jibes were good-natured, and one of the characteristics of their friendship they valued most. It had been that way since as far back as they could remember -- after meeting on the first day of primary school, they remained best friends twenty years later. In fact, going too long without banter in one form or another usually indicated that something was wrong.
'I'm done,' Amy said, putting her controller down. 'This is getting embarrassing.'
'You're going to give up that easily?'
'How about we play something more my forte?' she said.
Cam walked to the Switch and turned off Smash Bros. 'Sure. It's in the cupboard.'
Suddenly in a better mood, Amy practically skipped across the room and returned with a wooden chess set. 'You set it up,' she said, putting the box on the table.
'Why me?'
'Loser sets up, you know the rules.'
'We haven't played yet.'
'From last time.'
Cam sighed as he took the lid off the box. He wasn't bad at chess, but she was something else (at least in his estimation). Such a hobby was typical of Amy; her spare time was often spent with her head in a book or racking her brain over some puzzle or another. It was one of the things he liked about her, and set her apart from most women her age.
After setting up the pieces, he opened with E4 and braced himself for yet another bruising defeat. Amy responded with C5, then they automatically reeled off the first few moves. Cam had memorised a few openings she'd taught him, which meant at first glance he looked like a competent player. The problem, however, was that he had no idea what to do afterwards. While she seemed to be able to calculate several moves ahead, he struggled to formulate a plan beyond one move at a time.
'So how's your dating life?' he asked, hoping his nosiness might distract her. 'You've been single for a year now, are you ready to get back on the horse?'
'Trying. I went on a date about a month ago with a guy I met online, but it didn't work out.'
Cam grinned, sensing one of those stories. 'How so?'
'He was nice and normal over chat, but as soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he said I should go with him to his parents' "stately home" in the country.'
'He didn't hang around,' Cam said, moving his bishop.
'No kidding, I'd only met the guy five minutes before. When I told him no, he got tetchy. I stuck it out till the end, but it was really tense after that.'
'I'm not surprised, you broke his aristocratic heart.'
'Hey, it takes
at least
two dates for me to meet the potential in-laws, landowners or not.' Amy castled. 'Anyway, how about you? Got your eye on any lucky ladies?'
'Got my eye on a few. The problem is they don't consider that lucky.'
Amy smiled. Cam had always been fond of self-deprecating humour, even though she didn't think it was warranted. He'd had a few girlfriends in the past, and she imagined that his willingness to take a shot at himself was part of his charm.
'I took a girl out a couple of weeks ago,' he continued, capturing one of Amy's pawns, 'but I probably won't see her again.'
'Why?'
'No chemistry.'
'Ah. How are we both so hopeless at dating?'
'I have a theory about that,' he pondered, leaning back in his chair. 'I'm beginning to think that we're so many levels above everyone else, people are intimidated at the prospect of dating us.'
'Right,' she said. 'And back here on Earth, you've left your queen hanging.' She captured it with her knight. 'It'd be nice to find someone eventually, though.'
'You will. You're smart, and not the worst-looking bird in the world.'
'Oi,' she said, 'you know I hate that word.'
'That's why I use it,' Cam said with a grin.
'Pfft. You were right after all about those women not being lucky.'
Cam laughed as he retreated with his knight. 'Maybe we're just destined to be alone. Tell you what, let's make a deal: if we're both still single at forty, we'll take pity on each other and get married.'
'You're on,' Amy said. 'Checkmate.'
Cam looked down at the black queen in front of his king. How great it would be for a woman to chase me like that, he thought. 'Well played. Games are less fun when you've got no chance of winning.'
'Exactly how I feel when we play Smash Bros.'
*
'Not a bad effort, Ams, I'm stuffed,' Cam said.
'Not bad? I remember a time when you used to compliment my cooking.'
'I can't let you get complacent. Standards might slip.'
She shot him a look of amusement and irritation rolled into one. 'We both know my food
never
slips. Anyway, you're on wash-up duty.'
'Fair's fair, I suppose,' he said. 'Whose turn is it to pick the film?'
'You know full well it's mine. And I'm going to get you back for making me sit through
Hot Fuzz
last night.'
'Get me back?' Cam said as he got up to take plates to the sink. 'Are you implying you didn't like one of the funniest films of the noughties?'
'It was so silly,' she said. 'They literally murder people to win "Village of the Year".'