I had this woman who cleaned my house for 15 or so years. She was both attractive and nice, but her home life was a wreck; verbally abusive husband and a problem child, and it seemed like that was all she wanted to talk about, so I usually just left her alone.
After 10 years, she finally dumped the loser husband and the child grew out of their issues, and she was obviously much happier. She also changed her wardrobe. She went from wearing jeans and baggy t-shirts to form fitting t-shirts and Daisy Dukes. I had never realized what an amazing body she had. While she didn't complain about her family life anymore, she did tend to overshare on her personal details.
Her kids were out the house, so she was enjoying life, and frequently shared some of her social activities, but none of the juicy details. Then one day, I come home from work, and she's packing up to leave. We're engaged in polite chit chat, and she not so causally mentions that she has started selling sex toys, a kind of Avon or Tupper Wear party format. I'm a little surprised, both that she is sharing and that women would actually get together and do this sort of thing.
I ask, are these single women or married ladies that attend. She said it was about evenly split between the two. I ask what the most popular items are. She informs me that vibrators, dildos, and lube are the big sellers. Then she asks, with a naughty smile, would I like to see her wares some time? I'm hoping she is talking about both the toys and her body. She tells me that the next time she comes to clean, she'll bring some toys. I don't think I've ever looked forward to my next house cleaning more.
Two weeks go by, and I go home hoping that she is still there when I get there. She is, and she looks amazing. She's wearing a very short jean skirt with a leather belt and a white blouse with the top three buttons unbuttoned and tied in a knot beneath her breasts which exposes about four inches of toned midriff. She is also barefoot. She has also put on a little make up, which I have never seen on her before, and her blond hair is its usual ponytail. She looks stunning.
Putting down my bag, I say, "Hey there. You look amazing!"
"I hope you don't mind, but I used your bathroom to clean up a little," she responds.
"Not at all," I reply.
"I showered and used one of the towels in the linen closet." She grins.
"I'm glad you made yourself at home."
She asks, "Do you still want to see the toys I'm selling?" She asks. I think to myself, 'that and more', but all I say is "Sure."
She takes a case into the den, and starts to unload her bag, placing the items on the coffee table. She's bent over arranging everything, and this affords me a glimpse down her blouse, and I can see that she is not wearing a bra. At this point, Mr. Johnson, already semi-erect, becomes rock hard. Fortunately, I'm wearing slacks, so it's not as uncomfortable as pair of jeans, but the bulge is also very apparent in the loose-fitting material.
"I only brought my favorites," she informs me.