Sorry I've taken so long to provide the latest chapter of my ongoing saga.
Have had a health issue, which I was able to overcome, so I will now continue, for those interested, in the telling of this autobiography. I hope you will enjoy the reading.
Show & Tell
Chapter 29
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Needless to say I was out of sorts as I appraised my latest "date" with Elle. The fun and frivolity aside, her complete lack of discretion when introduced to a new situation, sexual or not, was beginning to worry me.
Not that I was an innocent bystander in this onslaught of debauchery, as it had been my "suggestions" over the course of time that had led her to believe that anything and everything, short of seducing her local parish priest... could be easily justified.
Given our respective positions in polite society... that kind of thinking could easily result in ruin.
... on the other hand...
I was now in a position where I could use my imagination to conjure up any and every possible sexual scenario, short of her seducing her parish priest and anticipate... no expect... success.
Her complete lack of experience in ALL things sexual, and I mean ALL things sexual, coupled with her lack of imagination concerning ALL things sexual, her natural innocence and budding belief that ANYTHING she did, even in the most public setting, would be perceived as acceptable...,
... was it possible for her to see seducing the parish priest as somehow falling into that category?
Solum tempus narrabo.
In the meantime, I'd invited a couple of buddies to join me for a weekend of golf, a tournament to benefit a local charity with which I'd become involved. My college roommate was driving up from Pennsylvania, the other guy flying in from Vegas. With an early afternoon pick-up at the airport, I changed the appointment I had that day with my dermatologist to late morning figuring I'd stop at
Passions
, the Gentleman's Club, for lunch.
I know...
Passions
for lunch... really?
But
Passions
for lunch made sense on a couple of levels. First... it was free and as I'd discovered when I took Elle there for her first foray inside a "strip club" the food was pretty good. Second... while enjoying the "pretty good" buffet, I could ogle the lovely young dancers performing on stage, while also enjoying the banter of the entertainers hanging around the bar looking for "lap dance" opportunities. And finally, the airport was a ten minute drive away.
See... made sense.
My dermatologist, whom I'd nicknamed, "Markey Mark de Sade," had decided that my back would be a perfect place to spend some of his leisure time, excising two "basil cell carcinomas," then cauterizing both wounds with his "Signature" branding iron. Not yet finished enjoying the moment, he grabbed his trusty bottle of nitrous oxide and proceeded to "freeze" about an acre of the remaining epidermis on my back, obliterating the actinic keratosis that had taken up residence. He did offer a small measure of sympathy, as he covered the two open wounds with an antibiotic ointment and the band-aids, adding a "Thank you" as my visit would cover the monthly loan payment on his girlfriend's Mercedes.
His wife drove a Ford Pinto!
Now sitting at the bar at
Passions
, talking with Pam, one of the bartenders, as I waited for Rachel, a waitress whom Anthony, the Day Manager, had generously sent to make a plate for me at the buffet... a voice asked, "Body Rub?"
Turning, I found a cute young girl standing behind me wearing a goofy two piece costume that looked four sizes too big for her.
"I beg your pardon?"
Nice smile... as she pushed herself between me and the adjoining barstool, "I asked if you'd like a body rub?"
I gave her a nice smile back... "I'd love a body rub... but my doctor would probably have you arrested and charged with "Elderly Abuse!"
"Wow," with a head shake, "most guys just say "No..." and once a polite one said, "No thanks," but you're the first to ever give me a medical excuse!"
I laughed and stood up, sliding my barstool back and then politely held it while saying, "Okay... why don't you sit down and let me buy you a drink while I explain."
As she sat down, I was forced to reappraise my earlier assessment of her. She wasn't just a "... cute young girl," but rather a, "... very cute and very young girl!"
While she explained the physics of the "Body Rub," I explained the de Sade destruction of my back, causing her to agree, "I don't need to see that!"
Pam noticed the two of us sitting together... and my almost empty glass. Without asking, she poured me another and then gave the girl a strange look. That triggered a, "I'll have what he's having," response.
Pam gave her a bemused smile and brought her a bottle of water.
Before I could ask, Pam informed me, "She's too young to drink what you're drinking."
"Really..." the girl protested, "and he would have given you a big tip!"
Now giving her a smile, Pam retorted, "Really... and then his buddy Tony would have fired us both!"
Making a face, the girl waited for Pam to turn her back... and then downed half my new drink.
I just shook my head.
"So...," I then asked, "how is it you're working here... giving "Body Rubs?"
She explained that she'd accompanied a friend to an interview, where her friend was hired as a dancer. "Dawn," as she'd then introduced herself, applied for a waitress job, both girls hired on the spot. "So, when does your friend dance next?" I asked. Dawn laughed, "She quit after her first dance... but I stayed because I need the money to pay for my education."
While I didn't have any significant experience in Strip Clubs, it did seem like every dancer I'd met... either needed the money to pay for "college," or to return home to her family's estate in some remote kingdom!
Just by the look on my face, Dawn whined, "Pam... tell him I really do go to school."
Looking at the two of us, "Yes, the little shit goes to college and she, somehow, gets really good grades..."
Before she could finish, she was cut off by Anthony, who happened to walk past us and spotted Dawn sitting next to me. Tapping her on the shoulder, he motioned for her to follow him to an alcove just outside the dancer's dressing room.
Using his bulk to intimidate her, he waved one of his thick fingers in her face, his low menacing voice and his expression one that I was sure had sparked fear in many a misbehaving patron.
It didn't seem to be working on Dawn.
Much to the delight of Pam and I, Anthony's attempt at "Managing" was quickly crumbling as Dawn glanced at us and then up at Anthony... before grabbing the finger that was in her face and starting to stroke it, pantomiming a "hand job." As we started to laugh, she looked at us again, grabbed the offending finger again, pretending to move it in and out her mouth... while sticking her tongue into her left cheek and moving it to imitating a "blow job."
We were howling and even Anthony gave up, turning his back and lumbering away, his head shaking... his whole demeanor saying, "Fahgetaboutit!"