We met online, on a dating site, Sue and I, about three months after my now ex-wife and I separated.
Sue made the initial approach. It was just one of those pro forma greetings that I usually ignored.
Her profile didn't give much away, other than that she was divorced with an adult son, and, proudly, her hobby was skydiving.
But, going by the sole pic on her profile, in a bikini at a beach, she was slim and nice enough looking, so I replied and started a conversation.
After exchanging three or four messages and just as I was wondering where this was going, she sent me a clear face shot--very presentable, if not knock your socks off stuff--and I responded in kind.
Surprisingly, she then asked to see my private photos. I hesitated. First, it's a bit early for that, I thought. Second, she had none posted to her profile. Third, the contents may not be what she thought, if you get my drift.
In reality, mine were just a couple of dick pics that I wouldn't normally send unless explicitly invited. This message exchange had hardly gone beyond the essentials: both single, check; both available, check; both working, check; both willing to meet in real life, check.
So I thought I should check.
"Hey," I wrote, "My private photos are just a couple of dick selfies, just in case some lovely lady asks, you know? I don't want to offend."
Her reply was to send me a full body photo of her relaxing in her bath, smiling coyly and with everything revealed except for her hand strategically placed between her thighs.
Also revealed was her very noticeable tummy tattoo, to her right, near her right hip: a red rose on a stalk of green leaves.
I found out later she really had been in her bath--Sue loves her baths--while messaging and framed and sent the pic in real time.
Of course, with my dick rapidly swelling, I immediately made my private pics available to her!
Then I waited anxiously for her reply, which took a little time. Would she like my cock? Am I big enough for her tastes? Just the typical guy stuff, I suppose.
After what seemed an age, I opened her next email eagerly.
"Is one of those women your wife?"
Oh shit. I realised immediately what I had done.
In my private file there were two pics of my penis, in one flaccid, in the other, erect (fatter than average, and close to seven inches, so average length, I guess, for those interested).
But I had forgotten a third pic, one I had taken, showing two happily nude ladies looking up while kneeling at my feet, each running their tongues over my erect cock.
You see, my then wife and I were swingers for three or four years, although that had stopped some years before we separated. I didn't include this detail on my dating profile, for obvious reasons.
Now if I had refreshed my memory of the pics beforehand, I would have removed it.
Oh well, what's done is done.
"Yes," I replied.
"Which one?"
"On the right." The other was a lovely lady named Stacey. Her husband was watching the fun, but out of shot.
"Were you swingers?"
"Yes."
"Special occasion?"
"My birthday."
"OK."
At that, there was long pause in the conversation, a complete absence of messages. I figured I had blown that one...bugger. But just in case, I waited.
Then her response arrived, a close up of her exposed pussy between her well parted thighs--completely clean shaven, her slightly engorged clitoris emerging above her tidy labia.
And another! For this one, she had rolled over onto her front and somehow captured the view from her lovely butt to the top of her head, while coyly, sexily looking over her shoulder into the camera. Above her buttocks, another sizeable tattoo, this one an abstract image--something for all the men to look at, she once told me, smiling, teasing again.
From that point, I took the view that too much "talking" would only endanger the "sale," and suggested we meet, soon. Again she replied with a photo, frontal, still in the bath, this time with an index finger hovering above her now clearly stimulated, very swollen clitoris glans and that sexy, so sexy, coy smile looking directly into the camera.
The message was clear: she was horny and the answer was yes.
We agreed on day and time, and met for coffee on a Wednesday afternoon.
The coffee date was quick (how long does it take to drink a cup of coffee?) with fairly guarded conversation, although at one stage I cheekily remarked that we had already seen quite a lot of each other. Sue averted her eyes downward with that coy, exposed pussy bath smile.
We were both just checking that the other actually existed, I suppose, and that each of us were relatively true to our respective dating profiles, which we were, more or less.
So we made arrangements for our first date, Friday night dinner in a nearby seaside suburb.
I was already falling in love.
Over the next two evenings, Sue sent a variety of pics, most explicit --exiting a plane naked for a nude club night time skydive (tits proudly on show, nipples outstanding, and a peek of pussy squished between the chute straps); graphic intimate selfies; fondling her clitoris in her bath; sexy dress ups inside and nude sunbathing pics outside.
But for me, the highlight during that exchange was surely the short video of her right hand (two finger tips) gently stimulating her clitoral glans, which looked like a tiny acorn but so smooth and pink and glistening--maybe a touch of oil?
Beyond the titillation, what did I actually see?