"No, no, no, this just won't do! We need at least two slaves for the garden, three new chefs and you promised me a personal servant for our anniversary. Don't even try to palm me off with just two new workers! Our plantation makes enough money, so I DEMAND a personal servant just for me. What the
Hades
, even that
lupa
Alkmene has her own attendant that helps her with her daily work, and their plantation is only half as big as ours"
Ioana was getting riled up, but this time she had to prove a point to that worthless waste of air that was Alexandrus, her husband for ten years. It wasn't that she didn't love him, but his constant 'business travels' to the Aegean (which she was sure included some distraction with willing
hetaerae
) did not make it easier for her. Add to that the lack of distraction in Rome of the year 188 a. d. and you have your stereotypical bored Roman housewife, desperate for something to happen in her life. One of those distractions would be the yearly slave auction, that shook up the whole community and gave the more well-off citizens of Rome the possibility to ogle and buy scantily clad women and men, that the brave
legionarii
brought back from the crusades to the high north. Today was finally one of those days and Ioana was very excited, what exotic specimen the soldiers would have brought back. Ever since her friend Agrippa got her own personal hunk of a servant, all the girls in their circle of friends got green with jealousy. One by one they convinced their respective husbands to get them a personal slave as well, until only Ioana was the only one, that had to spend her nights with an empty bed. But this was about to be changed.
"But
mea pulchellus
, think of all the expenses we had this year. We installed a new watering system for the
vinum
, the drought destroyed almost all our
olivarum
harvest and with the death of three of our workers, we just cannot afford a personal servant for you this year. How about, we just buy two new harvesters for the fall and I treat you to a nice dinner in..." Alexandrus tried to appease her, but Ioana wouldn't have any of it.
"NOT HAPPENING! All of my friends already have their own servants. Do you know how embarrassing it is for me, when everybody talks about how easy their lives are, while I am slaving away in the household like some ... some ... some filthy savage? We will buy a personal slave just for me, or you can forget about touching these" (she gestured to her chest) "for the next weeks!" Ioana clarified. While backtalking to your husband was normally frowned upon in Roman society, Alexandrus was too much of a wimp to ever raise his voice to his wife.
"You know darling, I can never deny your wishes... Tell you what, we go to the auction and if one of the slaves catches your eye and is ... easy on my purse, I will buy it for you. How does that sound? Who is your favorite husband, hm?" Alexandrus relented and puckered his lips for a kiss.
"Well, for the lack of competition..." Ioana murmured to herself and gave her spouse a quick peek on the lips. She never got the appeal of smearing one's saliva onto the face of another person, all of her friends really seemed to like it, but for her it was just a means to get Alexandrus to shut up for a few precious moments.
"What was that?" asked he, after receiving his obligatory kiss.
"Nothing,
adamator
, just thinking out loud." she replied and went to the closet, to get her favorite toga and prepared herself for the upcoming trip to the market."
"I wonder, what kind of slave I will get." Ioana thought to herself, while draping the heavy cloth over her shoulder. "Maybe some muscle-bound hunk, that can help me with the furniture. Or an untiring and docile aide, who is scrubbing the floors while I am relaxing on my
cubile
. Hm, I wonder if they have poets or artists in the north, he could read me poetry after a long day. No wait, those savages probably don't know how to read at all. Oh well, I am sure, I will get somebody to make the girls jealous." These were the thoughts, that were running through her head, while she went out of the door, closely followed by her husband. If she only knew, how this fateful day would change her future, she may have felt differently about it.
A couple of minutes later, Ioana and Alexandrus arrived on the marketplace, where the slave traders were already auctioning off their wares. Since it was already late in the day, the best stock was already out sold, but sometimes they reserved one of the best specimens for the end.
"Welcome, welcome, come near, come near, only the best breed from the high north, freshly delivered by our brave soldiers. How about a hard-working Gaul for the
comtessa
?" the announcer tried to sell his wares to the bystanders. While Alexandrus was buying the necessary workers for the plantation, Ioana was looking around, if some of the slaves caught her eye. Normally the best of them were brought to the front, because those made the most money for the slavers, but none of them really were the one she was looking for in a personal servant.
"
Mea pulchellu
, I have found all the workers we need for the plantation and I still have a couple
sestertii
left, so if you really insist on a help, I think, we can finally buy a servant one for you. Even though I still think, that..." Alexandrus started, but quickly shut up after a glimpse from his wife. "Yes, yes, I did not say anything. So, did you find one to your liking?"
Even after looking the available meat up and down, Ioana was still not convinced of any of the choices presented to her. She touched the muscular arms of a few male slaves, examined the remaining female northerners, but none of them really clicked with her. That was, until a male in the background caught her eye. With his bald head and a body height of only 4
cubits
, he did not really stand out of the remaining slaves, but while his companions were flaunting themselves and trying to get bought by a noble family, to prevent getting doomed to a life in the mines, this particular guy was just ... standing there, looking at his potential new masters. When his eyes met Ioana's, his formerly stoic face flinched shortly and a smile formed on his lips for the fraction of a section.
"Uff." Ioana moaned, she didn't know how, but this small, cocky smile made her ... tingly, all over her body. How did ... why had she ... did that guy just ...
"That one, over there." she said without thinking and pointed to that mysterious male, who already seemed to have lost interest in her and looked over the crowd of onlookers with disdain on his face.
"Ah, a good choice,
comtessa
. While he may not look like much, this particular specimen killed around two
duodecim
of our best soldiers with his bare hands, before we were able to restrain him. A perfect decision, you want your own
gladiator
to send him to the circus and fight for your honor? Then he is the perfect candidate for you. But even for gardening he is one of the most suitable of my stock, with his never-ending stamina he can finish every task you give him in half the time it would take a normal worker." the salesman began his spiel, while Alexandrus listened eagerly and Ioana was still looking at the strangely fascinating man in the background.
"Hm, I don't really know, we were looking for a more ... domestic worker. And while I believe you, that he would get the job done, maybe we need something a bit more ..." Alexandrus gestured to a female slave of around 20 years, with a bust that rivaled her own head "...female?"
"No, we take that one, over there." Ioana insisted and pointed to the slave, who just looked in her direction again and gave her another quick smile, that made her shiver. "I do not need another one of your dirty