"...So I had to pull out quickly, and hurry out the door!" Jake finished with a laugh. Everyone at the table laughed, too.
"Bullshit," said Jess. Her husband Tyler nodded in agreement.
Sean looked up from his phone. "Totally fake. Never happened."
Lizzie, who was not so much my girlfriend, but more my 'Girl I'm Fucking,' tilted her head to the side. "I think it's basically true," she said after a moment of considering.
I knew Jake well enough to say, "True."
We were sitting in a dive bar, having a drunken orphan's Christmas, as snow fell down outside.
I had turned thirty last month, and most of the group was closing in on that age, although Lizzie was a few years younger. Nobody had gotten married, aside from Jess and Tyler. Everyone was trying to pretend we were young enough to be out all night in a bar, drinking far more than we should.
The game we were playing featured a deck of cards, with various scenarios. "Beach vacation," "bus station," and so on. The idea was that on your turn, you drew a card, and had to tell a short story about the scenario. The group would guess if it was fact or fiction.
Jake laughed. "Completely true. You really do know me, Aaron."
I grinned and sipped my beer.
"Minus one for that round," Jess said. More of us had been wrong than correct. It was a team game.
Lizzie paused to comment, "Look at the snow come down out there! I'm glad we don't have far to walk!"
"I'm just glad I'm not going home this Christmas," I muttered.
"Your mother's got to be pleased about that, but we still could wind up snowed in here," Tyler added.
"No," replied Sean, "they're staying on top of the roads. In the worst-case scenario, we'll just get a cab back to Jess and Tyler's... if we can stay."
Jess nodded. "Let's keep playing."
And then it was my turn.
I drew my card, and showed it to the group. The coincidence produced laughter and a few comments from everyone.
The text on it read 'Snowed In.'
I paused, considering.
I suppose it started on my first day at work, the day after I moved here, when I was twenty-four.
All the hands being shook. All the new names and faces.
"Aaron Collins. Uh, new engineer," I said, for what must have been the twentieth time that day.
"He'll be providing afternoon and evening coverage here," my boss Larry, the technical manager, and only other member of my team, reminded everyone.
Unspoken in that statement was the fact that Larry no longer had to worry about evenings, nights, or holidays.
"This is Melanie, she runs the Research and Development department," Larry said, introducing me to a woman in her 50s, grey-haired and matronly.
"Hullo," she replied, with the accent of an Englishwoman who has lived in the United States for a long time.
"And what are you working on?" I asked, trying to appear engaged.
But she didn't answer me. "Not from around here, eh?" she replied.
"Naw," I replied, scratching the back of my head in an attempt to act casual. "West Virginia. My, uh... accent must be pretty strong today."
My accent gets stronger when I'm nervous or excited. There's a bit of shame that tends to come with calling Appalachia home. People in the mountains look down on you for turning your back on your roots, and people who aren't from there tend to assume you're a bumpkin who grew up without running water.
But Melanie just laughed. "Oh, you should have seen the looks they gave me when I first came over here," she said. "But don't worry," she continued, "we'll make sure you have a good working understanding of anaerobic production processes before you get into anything major."
I held my tongue. I didn't want to appear arrogant.
"...And this is Maya, one of our Junior Chemists," Larry said. "She's been with us for a few years," his tone making it clear that the dark haired woman in a lab coat had not earned his respect in that time.
But Maya smiled in a way that actually touched her green eyes, pronouncing her smile lines, and shook my hand. I noticed that she was as tall as me.
"Hi Aaron, nice to meet you," she said.
"Fill him in on what you do, Maya. I have to talk with Melanie," Larry said.
"Engineer?" she asked. When I nodded, she said, "I don't want to talk over or under you. What's your background?"
It was the first time anybody here had asked me that since Larry interviewed me. It made me feel like a person.
"Well, I did my Master's thesis on anaerobic production of hormones at an industrial scale, so I've got a basic idea, but I'm sure there's a lot I can learn..."
"Oh, great! So you'll be able to hit the ground running," she said, as she began to explain what she had been working on, and asked minor questions about me along the way.
She also answered my questions competently, explaining the anaerobic processes our lab had commercialized. And true to her word, she did so without talking down to me. It was the first time anybody had done that since I crossed the train tracks coming in to the facility.
My time with her lasted about an hour, and then it was on to elsewhere, to continue my orientation. As Larry moved me along, I realized, with a funny sense of pride, that I had spent the better part of my time with Maya more focused on the work, rather than how pretty she was... how those big green eyes were framed with long lashes, and they sat on a face that was, in turn, perfectly framed by her brunette, chin length side-bangs, with the rest of her long hair tied back, high on her head.
"Now," Larry said, leading me to our office area upstairs, "we'll want to make sure you dress in a professional manner here. No jeans, no t-shirts..."
"Don't worry," I replied. "The clothes make the man, right?" That was another thing. A good wardrobe choice could help offset my accent.