Alright, I might as well confess at this point. I've got a thing for "mature" Somali women I see walking around wearing the Hijab and those traditional long skirts they wear. Every time I see one I get an instant boner. There, I said it. So why don't I feel better? As I sat inside Dr. Fawzia Hassan's office in downtown Ottawa, Ontario, I felt frustrated like you would not believe. Seriously, man, I think I'm just about ready to snap.
I'd been coming to the good doctor's office for weekly appointments for the past month so and honestly, I don't feel like I'm making any progress. To me this stuff seems boring and pointless. Just what am I supposed to solve by talking about my feelings anyway? Sounds like some sissy shit if you ask me. Oh, snap. In all the excitement I almost forgot to introduce myself. The name is Elijah Montgomery and I'm a young biracial man living in the Canadian Capital. I studied criminal justice at Algonquin College and nowadays I work in the field of private law enforcement. Oh, and I'm a sex addict. There, I said it.
Sitting across from the good doctor, I sighed wistfully. Lately sex has been getting me in trouble, man. I work as an armored vehicle security guard at various locations and while working at this museum vault one night, I met this hot-looking Arab chick named Fatouma Khaled. I hit on her, like I hit on almost every hot chick I happen to spot without male company. It didn't go over too well since Fatouma is the supervisor of the armed security team at that site. Don't hit on the boss, fellas. It only works in the movies. I should have heeded that advice. I almost got fired, but the security union agreed to pay for me to get counseling, since the higher-ups are convinced I've got a problem. And that, my friends, is how I ended up in the good doctor's office.