Sex is a powerful thing, ladies and gentlemen, and it can take a man places he never imagined. My name is Steve Salomon, a big and tall Haitian brother living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I study business management at Carleton University, and I got one hell of a story to share with you. You see, a while ago, this tall, gorgeous Somali Hijabi named Yasmin Hussein came into my life and turned my entire universe upside down. We've been together ever since.
Now, I've got a weakness for Somali women, especially the Hijab-wearing and conservatively attired ones...who happen to have nice, big and round butts. I'm happy to say that my lady, Yasmin Hussein, is a proud member of the Big Booty Sistas Club, Somali style of course. I've been spending so much time at her place and vice versa that I asked Yasmin to move in with me. Men, if you're reading this, learn from a brother's mistake. Do not ask females to move in with you. Women don't believe in sharing either power or real estate. They believe in total domination.
After a night of passionate lovemaking, or fucking, whatever, Yasmin had me sexually hypnotized, man. Most men have never experienced having the type of female who really lays it down in the bedroom. I give Yasmin a perfect score of ten out of ten. Four stars. Two thumbs up. And other euphemisms. I mean, I swear sometimes I thought Yasmin was trying to kill me using that tight pussy, mesmerizing ass and voluptuous body of hers. What a way to go, eh?
I came home that night after working a twelve-hour shift on a Saturday. Working the 11 A.M. to 11 P.M. shift inside an empty office building downtown is no joke, even if you're the type of security guard who likes to kick back by ordering Shawarma and take off your shoes while watching porn on your laptop. When I got home that day, I was beat. Little did I know that there was a surprise waiting for me.