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Recap from chapter 1. Joe isn't that kind of guy. Really. And this is another story proving it. Its just not his fault these things have been happening around him. For all he knows, its happened to other people too. In the building? Maybe, or maybe in the town? We just don't know yet. Like maybe there's something in the water, right?
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Anyway, in the last chapter, earlier this week, Karen and I had a little... encounter? Yeah, we'll use that word. We had an encounter in the elevator. That's the first time something like this has happened to me. Its also my first recollection of when the weird stuff started happening. And that's part of why I started this making notes and keeping track. I'm going to figure out what is going on.
Every time the copier goes down in the afternoon, they come to me. Why don't they ever call the actual repair man? I can tell you why, cause he wont come until the next day. They might get him in the afternoon if something happens in the morning, but never in the afternoon. So, they call me down.
And I go. Its just what I do. I'm a nice guy, remember?
Jessica and Ellie work for Janice on the second floor at the mailing company.
Janice runs the Print Shoppe which also does fliers and mailing, and as far as I know has always been around since the building was new. Of course I'm not rude enough to ask how old she is though... But she's often seen as the grandmother figure to many people.
Ellie is a college student in her second year studying something or other. I think she might have a sports scholarship. She's a very cute redhead. You really notice her eyes first, bright green and her personality shortly after. She's usually bouncing and bubbly which makes her seem taller than her petite 5 ft.
Jessica is a busty blonde. She's in pretty good shape though, with curves in the right places. I'm pretty sure she's a single mom, I guess that keeps her busy.
They use their main copier a lot. And I mean A LOT. I've advised them to get a backup or a higher quality one, but they never do. So, I've become pretty familiar with their copier. Its an older heavy duty model with big old drums of toner. Usually they're just out of toner and I help them change it.
Jessica is smart too. She usually does all the computer work for Janice, and she's always willing to learn if there's something I can teach. But she hasn't had time to learn about their copier beyond changing out toner. To be honest, I think Jessica is hoping that it will break down badly enough that they have to get a new one.
Sometimes it just needs cleaning on the pickup rollers. Or maybe the scan surface has dust on it so it keeps picking that up in the scans. Either way, its almost always an easy fix. I don't mind, usually. When I'm not busy.
But today I do have a deadline. My boss usually doesn't give me big projects, or hard ones, but I have a ton of data to enter in and another new spreadsheet to build. Its not especially hard, I've done similar things several times before, but I like to give myself enough time to do it right. I take pride in doing my job well, and in this case, I'm going to have to use some formulas and techniques I haven't used before. I have seen them used, but just don't know what bugs I'm going to have to work out.
I learned something once, paraphrased from Scotty in an old episode of Star Trek. "Under promise, and Over Deliver..." Also, I like to give myself enough time to do it right and be done before the deadline, cause you never know what you'll run into. It bites me in the butt occasionally, but generally works out.
So, when my phone rang, half way through the afternoon, with a deadline looming, I saw the print shop on caller ID and somehow knew before I even picked up that they needed my help with the copier.
Jessica normally calls if they need my help, but it was Janice today. "Joe? Could you be a dear and come down to look at the copier? Its doing that thing again. You know making the noise like a tiny lawn mower is inside. And it wont print anything." her voice always sounded a shade away from wavering. She was far from frail and had surprised me more than once with how witty and spry she was.
Janice ran the business, but didn't know anything about printers or copiers. She did all the envelope stuffing and paperwork while Jessica handled most of the technical computer work; postage machine, newsletter software, that kind of thing. Ellie worked whenever she wasn't in class at the college or working on homework. She ran deliveries mostly, but also helped with whatever was needed.
I really needed to finish getting the data in, then I could work on the spreadsheet. The boss needed this done tonight and of all the times I should say no, this was one of them. But I found myself not wanting to disappoint Janice and so I gave in.
"Sure, Janice. I'll be down in a minute. Just let me finish up part of my project." I said trying to keep the sigh silent.
It only took a minute to reach a stopping point. I was almost done transcribing the columns of data into the spreadsheet anyway. I'd double check it again after I ran the calculations and setup the formulas.
When there was work to be done, I usually forgot to take my breaks. It was important I guess, but I would just rather get things finished and rest at the end. Focus was a precious commodity sometimes.
But since I had promised Janice, and since I could use a brief break, I pulled myself away from the screen.
Stepping around the corner of my desk, I bumped the boxes from earlier in the week.
I hadn't had time to look into them like I hoped that afternoon after Karen and I had... brought up the mail and the dolly full of paper.
They both tumbled to the floor clinking like they had before.
"Shit. I need to find out what is in here." I muttered to myself.
The one that had leaked, it didn't look like it had anything more coming out. But that made me curious.
I did need to get down to help with the copier. The sooner I fixed it for them, the sooner I'd be able to get my project done, but I wanted to take a look quickly.