Mom was willing to take me out to see a junior hockey game. It was fun, fast-paced entertainment, and it didn't cost us a week's salary.
- "I'm glad you suggested this." she said.
- "Thanks for taking me."
I thought about binge-watching a TV series, or even getting a jump on my reading, but my thoughts kept straying to the Apartment. My resolve faded entirely when Mike phoned.
- "I got your last audio review." he said.
- "Uh-huh." I already regretted sending it. I'd been feeling a little emotional that night.
- "You mind if I drop by? Around lunchtime?"
- "Sounds good." I said. "I'll get something ready."
- "You don't have to feed me, Dan." he said.
- "Don't be a dick. It's lunchtime. I'll be eating - why shouldn't you?"
- "Okay. But don't go to any trouble."
I didn't.
Mike said hello to my Mom.
- "I hear that you're working on a game." she said.
- "Yes, Ma'am."
- "Daniel thinks it's very good - so far."
- "I'm glad to hear it." said Mike. He was visibly sweating - as if he'd just bitten into a killer hot pepper.
- "Well, keep up the good work." said Mom. "I'll leave you two alone. Daniel - don't forget - physio at 3:00."
- "Okay, Mom." I sat Mike down, and served him two grilled cheese sandwiches.
He ate in silence, for a while. That was quite an achievement: Mike had never been shy about talking with his mouth full. He washed it all down with a full glass of milk.
- "Listen, Dan ..." he began. "I wanted to ask if you're ok with getting email from my partners. Snogg really liked what you said about his renders. Well, he didn't like losing the opening screen, but you've been really complimentary about his work."
"It's Patience, actually, who wants to contact you directly. The dialogue, and the relationship scores ... that's all up to Patience."
I thought about it for 30 seconds. I'd still be anonymous. Patience would only see Cyrano - never my real name. And I did admire his work.
"See ..." continued Mike, "you kinda stepped into the middle of it, when you talked about the relationship scores. That was Snogg's idea. Patience argued against it ..."
It turned out that I'd parachuted into a full-blown dispute between the team members. Snogg wanted a scoring system, so that players would always know exactly where they stood with the roommates.
I didn't think that was necessary. There was already the inventory status check, which told you much the same thing. More important, I loved the visual and verbal clues - by themselves - especially after that conversation with my Mom.
The screen I'd seen: YOUR RELATIONSHIP HAS IMPROVED ... struck me as artificial. It was a reminder that the Apartment was just a game - a simulation.
If I went to the store and bought Michelle ice cream, then my relationship with her improved. Of course it did. And why wouldn't I just do it to make her happy? (Plus the hope that she might eventually like me enough to have sex with me.)
And I should note - the voice actors were so good, I would run errands and spend my money just to hear them say '
Thank you'
. I tried to explain this to Mike.
- "It's pretty much the same thing, isn't it?" he said.
- "Yes. No. It's different. More ... natural. More realistic."
- "And you know this because ...?"
- "Because my Mom said so."
- "Ah." said Mike. End of debate.
- "So ... the voice actors." I began.
- "Awesome, right?" Mike treated me to a big grin.
- "You have cheese between your teeth." I pointed out. "But yeah - the voices sound good. Better than good. How did you ever find them? And how can you afford to pay them?"
- "We don't. They're all friends of mine, or of Patience. Two of them are actually aspiring actresses. All of them are having a blast doing it. The more lines they have, the better, as far as they're concerned."
- "Wow."
- "Whenever they get together to record dialogue with Patience, it's like a party."
- "Is that where you met Angie?" I asked him.
- "How did you -?"
- "The credits."
- "Damn - you're good. Change your name to Sherlock."
- "Which voice does Angie do?"
- "Nuh-uh. Sworn to secrecy. Sorry, Dan. No can tell."
- "Will I get to meet her?"
- "After we're done. When the game is finished, I mean. Maybe."
***
I returned to the Apartment, and resumed my courtship of Heather.
She was impossible to find in the morning, but she was often busy in the kitchen, during the afternoon. I had the opportunity to ask her about her athletics. She wasn't a basketball player after all.
-
Swimming. I do the individual medley - 200m and 400m.
- You must be really good.
- Not really.
she said.
That's why I do the medley. Freestyle and backstroke are my best. My butterfly is ok, but I really need to work on my breaststroke.
I had three options for an answer to that set-up line:
I find that hard to believe
I could help you with the breaststroke
I'd love to see you swim sometime
Option 3, obviously.
-
Really?
she said.
Well, if you wanted to ... you could come down to the pool any weeknight - that's when we practice. And Thursday nights, we have competitions.
-
Sounds good.
Well, that solved the mystery of why Heather was rarely around in the evenings. I went to the college that very night - it happened to be a Thursday - and chose the 'Pool' option.
There was a generic illustration of an Olympic-sized swimming pool, with bleachers for spectators.
Heather has seen you. She waves.
Then I got the screenshot that made coming to the pool more than worthwhile: Heather in a swimsuit.
Snogg must have gone through life without ever having seen a women's swimming competition, live
or
on TV. Or maybe he just didn't care. For whatever reason, he had Heather in a two-piece swimsuit. A bikini, really.
He didn't bother with swimming caps, either; Heather's long brown hair was simply tied in a long ponytail. Completely unrealistic - but I wasn't about to complain. If Snogg was going to produce renders like these, he could do whatever he liked.
There was a box of text, describing Heather's race. She finished second. After the event, she asked me if I wanted to wait for her, and walk home together. I wasn't even given the option to decline; of course I was going to wait for her.
-
That was awesome!
I chose to say.
You seemed to be really moving well.