Split Tree Resort Line Dance Club 1
[Two weeks ago]
"[Roll camera, Cloudy Monday] hi viewers, it's me, Breezy Friday from TV3 News, reporting live from the Middleton Line Dance Club, where there was just a mad scramble stampede to exit the building! Oh, and not because of a fire or a bar brawl, but because the normally shy line dancers finally realized that the Costume Shop on the Strip may have limited supplies of revealing Old Town Saloon Miss Kitty outfits and that resulted in a mad dash out of the building! And since the Split Tree Resort announced their Old Town Saloon Miss Kitty masquerade party dance off in three weeks in the resort's Community Hut, the mad dash is on and on fire. Anyways viewers, I'm here now with the entertainment coordinator from the Split Tree Resort, the lovely and very seductive Poppi Seed, ta, da [pan fans hand up and down to highlight the lovely and very seductive Poppi Seed]. So, Poppi Seed, tell it to my viewers, Poppi Seed, are you single and who came up with the concept of the Old Town Saloon Miss Kitty masquerade dance off, go ahead, Poppi Seed because..."
[Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, the TV3 News Live Feed board almost catches on fire with comments about how Poppi Seed cannot be single, ping, I'd pop my seed in Poppi Seed, ping, when is the masquerade party, ping, don't sign off until I get out of the shower, ping]
"(Giggles) oh, Breezy Friday from TV3 News, it was Twiddle Dee's idea since she has traveled up to the big city many times now and Twiddle Dee felt that there were way too many huge chests being hidden under plaid cowgirl shirts, so, ta da, we're sponsoring a fancy Old Town Saloon Miss Kitty masquerade party in the Community Hut to spice things up for any ladies who need a little a spice or just want a chance to let their spice racks out, mm-hmm! And since you brought it up, Breezy Friday from TV3 News, about my love life because..."
"There you have it, viewers, ladies, if you've been hiding your huge MILF chests behind a bunch of boring, boring, boring plaid button down shirt, then spice it up by letting your spice racks speak for themselves in Miss Kitty blouses so sheer that judging the diameter of your areola's won't require a tape measure! Especially since Old Town Saloon Miss Kitty didn't have access to modern bras yet! Now, Poppi Seed, give my male viewers a reason to all of a sudden need to take a long shower right now, tell it, Poppi Seed, and jazz juice it up good for my male viewers up by spilling it knee deep about your sex love life, go ahead, Poppi Seed."
"(Giggles) now, Breezy Friday from TV3 News, let's not spill too much live on the TV air, but I am side eye looking at your camerawoman, your slightly younger niece, Cloudy Monday, to figure out if by chance, did she make a thoughtful suggestion to her very handsome step brother, Ben, about him attending the Miss Kitty, Miss Titty, dance off this weekend or not, so?"
[A good camera operator never moves, jilts, jolts or side steps while filming, but there seemed to be a shoulder shrug, which could have been a good sign. Or it meant to keep your passion red resort lips to yourself!]
"Meow, viewers! The claws are out! Go ahead, Poppi Seed, toss a shovel of shade back, right meow now!"
"(Giggles) that not necessary, Breezy Friday from TV3 News because Twiddle Dee recently told me that sometimes a woman must over look a few things that happened before her time because..."
"There you have it, viewers, my camerawoman and slightly younger niece, Cloudy Monday, doesn't have to admit that her handsome step brother, Ben, has saw her full frontal naked twice, topless six times and countless times flashing her bare ass at Ben and his gamer buddies because they always insisted that Cloudy Monday kneel down and set up the game console just after she stepped out of the shower and while wrapped in only her shower towel!"
[The camera shakes a little bit from Cloudy Monday clenching her fists so tightly]
"(Giggles) well, Breezy Friday from TV3 News, I'm willing to over look a few harmless step sibling nude peeks, especially since, ahem, they shared the second floor, ahem, by themselves, ahem, for two years, ahem, but as long as that's over, you know, right meow now, I'll admit that Ben and myself met inside of the Line Dance Club, where he works as a on fire Bar Back, but he was too busy to pay me much bother, so?"
"Well, well, well, there you have it, again, viewers! My step nephew Ben, gets a free peeking pass and a piece of [bleep] at the Split Tree Resort's upcoming Old Town Saloon Miss Kitty masquerade dance off party because Poppi Seed is all hot and bothered with him and her loins are on fire! Which brings this casual interview to, come on, Poppi Seed, what does Twiddle Dee have planned for the, um, the men from the Line Dance Club, who can't, you know, get up in the stirrups, go ahead, Poppi Seed and give my male viewers a twirl to help them out as they take a suspiciously long shower at this time of evening."
"[Quick Twirls] I mean, Breezy Friday from TV3 News, Twiddle Dee imported poker cards from Texas, smuggled cigars in from Cuba, imported shelled peanuts from India, imported male enhancer Gummies from Canada for the fella's who still have a chance and she cleared out the Utility Barn for reasons that she said I wasn't ready to know about, so?"
"Alright then, viewers, the Split Tree Resort's upcoming Old Town Saloon Miss Kitty masquerade dance off party has something for everybody, including lousy hubby distractions while Miss Kitty displays her Miss Kitty Titties! Well, not everybody since I haven't heard a word yet about little ole yours truly because..."
"(Giggles) OMG, Breezy Friday from TV3 News, of course, you're our honorary Miss Titty, I mean, our honorary Miss Kitty with the firm Titties (giggles), but Twiddle Dee said that you have to mix it up and dance a bit and not just at the Friday night before bonfire because..."
