Circe was, in every respect, the modern woman. She was unmarried, working successfully in a male dominated profession, and had a stern, take-no-bullshit attitude mitigated by quick, though sometimes filthy sense of humour. She stood a mere five feet six inches, with a long slender build she was confident enough about not to trouble with her appearance.
She walked the streets every day in tight jeans, a black leather jacket and boots, and a fitted tank top. Her piercing brown eyes and graceful, efficient gait were more than enough to draw the attention of passers by. She was, in every respect, a challenge to the modern man, who faced society's restrictions on human aggression, and the effects of increasingly effeminate male fashions.
Circe was a private eye, and she was far from perfect. With her take-no-bullshit attitude came a temper as volatile as Mother Nature, and a stubborn streak a mile wide. She operated her business in connection with several of Montreal's law firms, who had those such as herself handy to provide information in divorce cases, and the occasional lawsuit. It wasn't the most ethical of professions, nor the most exciting, but it was ideal for someone with her unique talents who didn't care for the discipline of the police or military. As far as she was concerned, Circe was living the good life... except for one thing...
"I'M FUCKING HORNY!" she exclaimed, popping a brownie into her mouth.
"Oh come off it!" Crown Prosecutor Dea Ricci retorted snatching the bag from her friend's clutching hands. The two had been thick as thieves since University.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Circe demanded.
"I mean you sound like a fucking stereotype! 'Look at me, I'm the modern woman, but I still need cock! I need cock real bad!'" Dea said in a singsong voice, moving her lips into a mock pout, "Isn't that vibrator of yours doing any good?"
"Yes, yes the rabbit's WONDERFUL, but we BOTH know it's not the same. Vibrators don't come with foreplay"
"Hmpf! Neither do most men!" Dea replied irritably.
"Says the woman who's happily engaged to a guy who can make her come, what is it? Fifteen times a night?" Circe asked, pointing to the massive rock on Dea's finger.
Dea grinned and sighed contentedly, "Okay, so I got lucky."
"Lucky is not the word. How many women in this city can brag that the man of their dreams fell into their lap the second they decided they were available?"
"That's beside the point. Look if you're so sex starved, why not grab some random guy and fuck him?"
Circe sighed with irritation, "I don't work that way... and besides, I've been so busy lately the only men I meet are lawyers, cops, and jealous husbands."
"So...why not one of them?"
"Oh please. I get paid to deal with lowlifes. I don't fuck them... Hell, even if I wanted to, no man would ever touch me no thanks to Howard Somma."
"The lawyer from Laurier and Rosenberg?"
"Yeah. We dated for a few months a while back. It didn't work out because he was too needy AND bad in the sack."
"I remember; what about him?"
"Well, he started going to the gym where I train."
"The one where all the cops and security guards hang out?"
"Yeah, well, he's now a regular there. After we broke up, he told everybody that the only guy that could ever date me would have to beat me in a fight."
"Why not switch gyms?"
Circe groaned and looked heavenward.
"Because it's damn near impossible to find a gym willing to put a punching bag up. Most gyms have those stupid machines and aerobics classes. Besides, I know the owner; it'd break the old guy's heart to find out I'd switched."
"You are such a softie."
"Maybe."
"So why not just lose the next fight on purpose?"
"First of all, half the guys there are terrified of me. You can see it in their eyes," she said, her eyes widening in mock horror.
"Because of what you did to Somma?"
Circe smiled slowly, remembering how she literally 'kicked' him out of her apartment.
"The other half are the type 'who don't hit girls'. Anybody else is usually looking for a fight, and I HATE losing. With my training, I toss them around without thinking. I haven't had sex in over a year thanks to that son of a bitch!"