She awoke lying in the wet spot on the bed. Her bladder screamed for relief. With her eyes barely open, she stumbled out of bed and down the hall to the bathroom. The cold plastic seat forced a small groan from her. She ached. When she had finished she stood and surveyed herself in the mirror. She took a couple of pokes at her hair and then gave it up as a lost cause.
She flushed the toilet and turned to return down the hall. The ancient pipes roared a thank-you for her offering. The sound chased her out of the bathroom.
Back in the bedroom, she found him with his eyes closed, lying stretched out on his back on her side of the bed.
"No wet spot for him," she mused.
Rising impudently from the thatch of reddish hair at his crotch was his "morning boner" as he referred to it. Her annoyance at the toilet and the wet spot softened a bit as she examined what she had dubbed his "silly sausage." The shaft curved gently towards his stomach as if the head was too heavy to be supported. The soft shiny skin on the shaft was stretched to translucence showing the veins that wound, gnarled and root-like up from the base. A slight warming in her loins as she savoured the recollection of those veins sliding past the lips at her opening. The sculpted head was pinker. A little pinker than usual she thought with a grin. She loved the way the flesh at the tip stayed soft and resilient even when the rest of him was rigid. She couldn't see his scrotum, darker still, but hidden from sight between his legs. She smiled at the wrinkled ugliness of it.
He opened his eyes and saw her standing there. When he realised what she was looking at, he grinned and tightened the muscles at the base causing it to bob and wave at her.
"God" she said with a laugh. "That thing is insatiable."