Intro - The Shift From Hell
It had been a pretty terrible day all around. I'd overslept my alarm. I'd almost killed myself slipping on some gravel in the driveway of my apartment complex. Then the AC in my car died on the drive into work in a burst of smoke and sparks. I got to work, and it only got worse from there.
My usual lunch bartending shift turned into a nightmare. A company nearby had a quarterly meeting, and they all decided to have lunch together. ALL AT ONCE. A quiet Thursday turned into a nightmare of twelve tops, delayed orders, and angry customers.
Even as a bartender, it was a nightmare. It was all I could do to keep up with the drink tickets. I couldn't help any of the servers like I usually did. The bus stations overflowed, and the kitchen yelled at us with every new wave of orders.
At some point, one of the big tables started yelling about the delays. The language got heated, so I rushed over. My coworker Tracey was five feet four inches of rage as the table ranted about the service. Tracey was one of the nicest people I'd met, so I knew it was about to go sideways if she was angry.
I walked to the table with my hands up in defeat, "Guys, guys, please. The kitchen is overwhelmed, so don't be mad at her. She can't make your food appear any faster. However, I can make a few pitchers appear while you wait. The beer's on me, what do you say?" The bros agreed. Three pitchers of the cheapest tap beer later, they stopped caring about their food. Tracey mouthed a "thank you" as she moved between her other tables. It didn't get better from there, but it didn't get worse.
When the last table left, we closed for a half-hour to catch up and take a breather. Door locked and shades down, we all sat at the bar doing shots of tequila. We commiserated and complained as I cleaned the bar and poured. I chased mine with a handful of ibuprofen. Tending the bar, my back blazed in distress as I reached for a bus tray. Whatever I'd done saving my fall was made worse by the running around during the shift. I yelped like a hit dog.
"Holy shit, Jake. Are you OK?" Tracey looked up from her drink to check on me.
"Yeah. I'll live, but... shit, I yanked my back out even before I got in today. This sucks, and ibuprofen doesn't help like it used to." It was true. "I'm an old man trapped in a 24-year old body. Someone roll me to a retirement home and leave me there." I finished cleaning the bar and looked forward to going home to soak and stretch.
Our work done, Tracey and I closed our stations and waved to the kitchen staff as we left. The night was theirs, and we wanted nothing to do with it.
Tracey looked at me with concern as we stood outside in the late afternoon sun. "Jake, does your back hurt that bad?"
"Yeah. I'm in a lot of pain." I shrugged. "The tequila helps, but that's about it. This is one of those times I wished we had a health plan."
Tracey nodded. "I tell you what. Did I ever mention my friend Maggie is a bit of a massage therapist?"
I thought Tracey's framing odd but ignored her. "No! That would be awesome. I'm not sure I can afford a massage therapist, though." I mentally tallied my bank account and the wad of cash stashed in my apartment and got very depressed. "Well, I can probably afford one visit."
"She's a friend, so she might give you a deal. Hold on, let me call her." Tracey grabbed her phone from her purse and dialed. A few seconds later, she was chatting away. "Hey! Yeah, good, good. No, it was a lunch rush from hell. So here's the deal, a coworker of mine is in a lot of pain from throwing out his back. He did me a solid today, and I wondered if you had some time to work on him. Yeah. No, TOTALLY. I do. Well, I only know him from work, but, yeah, he's a good guy." I tried to piece together the other side of the conversation but came up blank.
Tracey looked me up and down as she spoke. "About five-nine? Brown hair. Yeah, he's cute when you clean him up." Now I knew the topic of the conversation, but I was in too much pain to protest. Tracey took the phone away from her mouth and looked at me. "Can you do six o'clock? She can squeeze you in. One hundred in cash?"
I had at least $120 in my wallet from the split tips. It seemed like a lot for a massage, but I needed something besides tequila to dull the pain. I nodded and looked at my watch. "It's five-thirty now, so yes, if she's not too far away?"
Tracey gave me a thumbs-up, "She's about twenty minutes away, plenty of time." She went back to her phone. "OK, yeah. He's in. We're at work downtown, so it shouldn't take him long to get there. Thanks, Mags, you're a sweetheart." She put her phone back in her purse and took out a scrap of paper and a pen.
"OK, Jake. Maggie is an old friend of mine from college, and you're getting a heck of a deal. Her rates are usually a lot higher, but she owes me a favor and a few bucks. Now we're even for you saving my neck at lunch." She started writing on the paper. "She works out of her house and has an unbelievable massage studio setup. "
Tracey held out the paper. "It's a big red house. You can't miss it. Be punctual. Don't be early, don't be late. If you're early, wait at the park a few blocks away. Pull into the garage and knock at the inside door. She'll be waiting."
The instructions seemed odd, but I agreed and reached for the paper. My back flared as I leaned forward. Tracey winced in sympathy. "Oh man, you do need some help."
"Hey, what did you mean by 'a bit' of a massage therapist?" I asked with an eyebrow cocked.
"Oh, she's not a licensed therapist. She's more of a private... health provider." Tracey's eyes gleamed as with knowledge she was withholding for effect. "Trust me, though, Maggie's gonna blow your mind. Have fun, see you tomorrow!" Tracey turned and walked off with a wave and a giggle.
Part 1 - The Red House
Why was Tracey giggling as she walked off? I didn't have time to sort it out. I looked at the paper. The address and directions seemed about right - about 20 minutes North via the highway. It was one of those McMansion neighborhoods popping up every few months. I checked my wallet before I pulled out. I had about $160 in twenties and fivesβno trip to the ATM necessary.
I couldn't coax the AC to life, so I drove with the windows down. Sure enough, twenty sweaty minutes later, I turned into a new subdivision. All the houses were big, garish collections of windows and corners. Most were set back from the road with long, curving driveways. A few signs bore fancy lettering and titles like "The Campbell's at Whispering Oaks" or "The Refuge." It was like someone named their house like they did a boat.