Wanted to share a true story of the first time I met lani. I was about 20 at the time and being a typical 20 year old horny male, decided to check out some of Auckland talent in the form of strippers.
Though rather than the flash new expensive ones, I'd try an old classic and went to the Las Vegas Strip Club on Auckland's K road.
Entering up through the long and creaky red velvet stairs, the guy at the front counter charges me 20 bucks for the entry and informs me that all drinks are 5 bucks.
I grab a drink and chill down the back for a bit to survey the scene.
Everything seemed a bit boring to be honest until the music changed and this lightly brown coloured goddess entered the scene.
She did a classic strip for three songs then did the rounds with the crowd.
When she came to me she jumped straight onto my lap grabbing my hands and holding them square on her magnificent boobs.
She then says to me "Hi I'm Lani pleased to meet you. Book me for a lap dance and ill make it worth your while."
How was I to turn that down. The moment she got off me i was up and booking her for a private dance.