Iris wasn't the only one who liked to dole out good things to her friends.
Damon in fact regarded himself as something of a socialist, and it wasn't long before he felt that the incredible treasure he had stumbled upon must be shared with other deserving gentlemen. It was with that in mind that he asked a question as he and Iris were recovering from an unusually energetic session one night.
"You remember my friend Brad?"
She was resting as usual on his chest and didn't trouble to look up at him. "No."
In fact, she had met none of Damon's friends; for she had hammered it into his head that their relationship had to remain a secret, lest all hell break loose.
"Oh, you must," he said. "He was in your class with me last semester. Big guy, not terribly bright but really keen on pleasing you? Are you sure you don't remember?"
"Okay, I seem to recall . . ." She wasn't at all certain, but Damon was so insistent that she felt the need to appease him.
"He's our starting center fielder. Not actually great in the field, but a real power hitter. Same age as me, a junior. And he likes you a whole lot."
That made Iris uneasy. Without looking up she said, "Does he now?"
"Yeah, you bet! Maybe it's just a crush, maybe more. But I really think you'd like him."
Now she looked up, a little shiver of nervousness coursing through her. "What exactly am I supposed to do with him?"
A broad grin spread over Damon's face. "Oh, anything," he said airily. "Anything you like."
Iris's eyes widened in alarm. "Damon, you haven'tâ?"
"Haven't what?"
Her voice descended to a whisper. "Haven't told him about us?"
"Um, not really."
That response wasn't encouraging. She raised herself up from his chest, looking him straight in the face. "What do you mean, 'not really'? How many times have I told youâ"
"Hey, don't worry, he won't say anything."
"Then you
have
told him? Oh, Damon!"
"No, no! I haven't. Not in the way you mean."
"Then how
do
you mean?"
"Well, here's the thing. He wanted to come over to my rooming house one night, and of course I had to tell him I wasn't living there anymore. When he said, 'Well, then, where
are
you living?' I said I'd shacked up with that cute professor we'd had that great class with last semester."
"Oh, God, Damon, that really wasn't very smart!"
"It's okay. Brad is really kind of denseânot to mention naĂŻve. He probably thinks you're renting a room for me here so you can make some extra money. The guy is really clueless when it comes to women." He added with a chuckle: "I think he's a virgin."
"Oh, come on, Damon, I find that hard to believe. If he's such a great athlete, surely girls are flocking to slip into his bed. Girls of that age always do."
"Maybe, but he wouldn't have the slightest idea what to
do
with them if they did. I tell you, he's really wet behind the ears as far as things like that are concerned."
Now we're getting to it,
Iris thought. "So what do you want me to do?" But she knew full well the answer to that.
"Oh, you know, just show him the ropes."
"In bed, you mean."
"That, and other things. Just how to deal with girlsâhow to make them like him. I'm telling you, he's a real sweet guyâkind and gentle and very respectful of women. In fact, I think he's a little afraid of women."
"Well, shy guys sometimes are."
"He sure is shy."
She continued to gaze at her lover. "You really want me toâ?"
"Sure!" he said enthusiastically, delighted that he had apparently convinced his lover to go along with his plan.
"It won't bother you?"
"Why should it bother me? You, um, farm me out to your lady friends, you know."
"Sure, but . . . Guys can be pretty possessive where things like that are concerned."
"I just think you're so swell that I need to share you with
all
my friends!"
She looked at him sourly. "Maybe one friend at a time, okay?"
"Sure, great!"
*
Damon's discussion of the matter with Brad Young was interesting.
When Damon had told Brad that he had moved into Iris's house ("You know, that cute young professor we took a class with last semester"), Brad had indeed thought it was purely a financial arrangement. In his naĂŻvetĂŠ he couldn't imagine a student and a professor shacking up for any other purpose. And so, when Damon delicately explained the true state of affairs, Brad was dumbfounded.
"Oh, you gotta be kidding me!" he said in his deep baritone voice. Damon was, indeed, something of a prankster, and Brad just assumed his friend of three years was pulling his legâfor what reason, he couldn't imagine.
"It's true, guy," Damon said with a certain smugness.
"You really"âBrad swallowed hardâ"sleep with her?"
"It's a lot more than that, but that about sums it up."
Brad shook his head in disbelief. "I think you're crazy, man. If people find out, you could get expelledâand what would happen to her?"
"Look, Brad," Damon said with incredible earnestness, "you don't get it. I don't just, um, occupy her bed. I
love
her, man! I really do!"
"Oh, come on! That isn't right. She's way older than you."
"What difference does that make? She's smart and beautiful and kind and caring and sensitive and wonderful in every way. I can't imagine any guy
not
falling in love with her."
Brad fell silent. He obviously didn't know Iris as well as Damon did, but he too had fallen under Iris's spell during that class. He had done everything he could to get the teacher to notice him, and he worked extra hard to turn in papers, quizzes, and exams that would make her proud of him. He'd not had a lot of experience with womenâokay, let's face it, he'd had virtually
no