Kate and Anne stood looking at the poster and waiting for the stewardess to call their section. As art students taking a month to tour Europe the poster fascinated them. It was a collage of several of the countries they would visit, but it was such a tasteless collection of clichΓ©s that they couldn't help but disparage it.
"Who did you say this guy is?" Kate asked.
"I just told you. He's the TA for Robbinson's other art history class." Anne replied shaking her head.
Kate looked thoughtful a moment, then said, "I remember. Blond, short hair, nice bod, gay guy."
Anne had been nodding her head at Kate's description till the end. "I don't think he's gay."
"Com'on Anne! There are only two kinds of guys in art, players, and gays. He hasn't hit on me. Has he hit on you?"
"Noooo, but who knows. Maybe he's married."
"Face it. He's gay."
"Who's gay?"
Both women jumped at the male voice behind them.
Turning to find Erik standing two feet away they both stammered for a moment.
Kate recovered first. "Professor Robbinson. Didn't you know?"
Erik tilted his head to look at her over his glasses, "Are you kidding? I've had to work on his float for the Gay Pride Parade for three years."
Anne tried to cover, " I thought he was just being...tolerant."
Erik's over the glasses gaze focused on the young blond sophomore. "Innocent to the point of... Lord, the Euros are going to have their way with you." He shifted his gaze to Kate. "Are you going to watch out for her or should I call ahead and order a chastity belt? Or maybe a bassinette?"
Both girls blushed. Anne frowned while Kate smiled.
"Anne and I can take care of ourselves. We were both cheerleaders in high school. We're used to assholes hitting on us. How about you?"
Erik chuckled at her brash retort. "American assholes, maybe. We'll see how you stand up against some slick Euro. I'm not worried. After working through five years of college, I may not have seen it all but I've seen enough to anticipate the rest."
Before either of the girls could retort, the stewardess announced that their section was seating. Erik helped the girls carry their bags on and get them stowed overhead. The girls were seated in the window and isle seats, Erik in the center across the isle from them. They noticed that his carry on was stored beneath his seat. A quick glance at one another, dipped eyebrows in question, and shrugged shoulders in answer were the only comment.
After the flight was in the air the stewardesses began to circulate offering drinks and taking lunch orders. Erik ordered two bourbons and sipped them with an odd smile as the stewardess turned to the girls.
"They're both underage." He said as they prepared to order.
The stewardess glanced over her shoulder at him, then back at the girls. They sat with mouths agape, then ordered sodas.
After the stewardess had moved on down the isle, Kate leaned across the isle. "If this is the way you're going to act this whole trip, we'd better part ways quickly! One way or another I WILL make you miserable."
Erik tossed back the second of his bourbons, then reached under his seat for his backpack. "You think? Guess that'll teach you to spread rumors." He pulled a flask out of the backpack and poured himself another drink. "Would you care for a drop or do you want to continue playing One Up?"
Anne sat forward and hissed "We didn't spread any-" Kate hushed her with a slap on her arm.
"So, you're not gay?"
"Not even close." he whispered back. "If you like, I'll take a stew to the bathroom and join the Mile High Club. Would that satisfy you? I'm pretty sure it would me."
"And how do you propose to prove the act?"
Erik smiled, "Panties are the normal method aren't they?"
Anne flopped back in her seat, "I can't believe this."
Kate was enjoying the game, "And if you fail?"
"Let's see." Erik sat back a moment and thought. "I hand over my flask and you two drink free the rest of the trip?"
"Done!" Kate offered her hand across the isle and Erik took it. Anne rolled her eyes in disbelief.
"What? We risk nothing! If he wins, he gets laid. If he fails we drink free! Where's the down side?"
Erik glanced down the isle to see where the drink cart was. "Game time!"
He unbelted and headed up the isle. The girls looked at each other and Anne began to giggle.
"What are you laughing about?" Kate asked.
"We thought we were taking a tour of European art with some hot looking gay guy, and it turns out he's a hot looking straight guy who's old enough to get booze!"
"In Europe we can get our own booze." Kate corrected her.
"Yeah, but what other talents does he have that we don't know about?"
Kate opened her mouth to reply then shut it and faced forward. She had been wrong about Eric, about everything so far, and knew when to stop digging.
Eric was gone almost twenty minutes before he returned to his seat. Without a word he sat down and pulled out his flask, pouring himself a stiff shot.
Kate smiled thinking Erik had failed and was trying to keep the bourbon to himself.
"I believe there was supposed to be some..."
She stopped as he reached into his back pocket and pulled out a folded airsickness bag. The chuckle as he handed it across the isle was a declaration of victory that bordered on smug self-satisfaction.
Kate took the bag between two fingers as if afraid to touch it. Anne looked over her shoulder and said "What?"
"His proof." Slowly she opened it. The scent of sex greeted her the instant the sides parted. She detected the salty scent of a man's contribution as well as the musky scent of a woman's excitement. She took the extra step and looked inside the bag. A wad of pink nylon lay wadded in the bottom.
She closed the bag and handed it across the isle.
"No, Amber said she would collect those herself."
Kate looked at him in disbelief then unceremoniously stuffed the bag between her butt and the seat. She glanced over at Erik. He had laid his head back against the seat with a very satisfied smile on his face.
"Are you ready to apologize?" he asked.
"For what?" Kate replied.
"Suit yourself." He adjusted his seat back several notches and prepared to nap.
Kate turned to Anne who was on the verge of laughing. "Don't look at me! I'm not the one who said he was gay!"
Kate clenched her jaw at her friend and faced forward. Slowly she looked over at Erik who was pretending to dose with a very self-satisfied smile on his face.
"Okay. I'm sorry if I mistook you for being gay. Satisfied?"
Erik turned to her slowly and opened his eyes. "Barely. Just remember there are more than two types of people no matter what the group. In Europe you're going to meet guys that will take you the rest of your life to classify. Now pass me your cups."