With a sigh, I gaze at the clock. It's still only 5:30. We've been studying for half an hour, but it feels like it's been all day. I gaze across the table at you, dutifully switching your gaze between your notebook and textbook. I know we need to study for our college tests, but I'm just so bored...
I clear my throat, hoping to get you to pay attention to me. I flip my hair. Adjust my glasses. Lower the strap of my tank top. You don't move. I know I'm not exactly a looker, considering I'm just some shy nerd and you're the star football player, but I like to think you became my boyfriend for a reason OTHER than my brains.
Wait... That's it!
"Did you know that in Homestuck, after Rufio from the Hook movie was featured, the actor who played him, Dante Basco, started reading the web series and him and the author Andrew Hussie became friends?"
That does it. You look up, giving me a rather blank expression.
"And did you know that in Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location, you're playing as the man who invented the animatronics?"
You shift your legs and though you try to be subtle, I know you're hiding your little P-chan.
"And did you know that Discord from My Little Pony was created by Lauren Faust all on her own for the show?"
Your pencil falls from your hand as you bite your lip, staring at me.
"In fact, she based him on Q from Star Trek. The actor who played Q even voiced him, though they had to digitally pitch it."
That does it. You stand up, walking around the table to lift me up and over your shoulder. I allow you to carry me into the kitchen, feeling quite proud of myself, while also finding it ironic that the jock with the iron cock has an insatiable turn on for nerdiness. As you set me up atop the counter, I let my long, thin legs dangle off the end, my bare fit swinging back and forth.
"Watcha doin'?" I ask, feigning innocence in that cutesy way I know drives you crazy.
You grab onto my thighs, leaning in close.
"Admiring your fantastic sex appeal," you state calmly in that stoic way you do.
I smirk. "You mean my brain appeal?"
"Both."