(Sequel to Sins of the Father and A Ladies Companion)
"...And the rest of my estate, I leave to my wastrel son, Eric. The monies to be held in trust until he graduates from Harvard Business School or until one of his offspring beats him to it, on which day the entire trust shall devolve to that individual."
I'm Eric and that was my father's last will and testament being read out last fall. You can tell my father didn't think much of my academic ability, can't you?
"Wall Street banker, Werner Kruppa, son of Rabbi and Holocaust historian Ezra Kruppa, died of a cerebral haemorrhage in his Manhattan home on the morning of September 6th aged 50. He is survived by his son, Eric. The funeral service will be at 11AM tomorrow at the Upper East Side Synagogue."
That was how the Wall Street Journal broke the news to anyone who cared. Naturally, I already knew, but I didn't care. There was no love lost between my father and I.
What the paper didn't say - nor the rabbi who said Kadesh for him -- was that the autopsy found a significant quantity of his own semen and somebody else's blood in his stomach contents. Tests showed it to be menstrual blood belonging to a female whom the NYPD promptly identified as a common prostitute who had the misfortune to be sitting on his face when his brain went pop.
This didn't come as a shock to me because I have known for some time that my father had certain... predilections that his two ex-wives had not shared. The person I really felt sorry for in all this was my ex-step-mother who had received a pre-nuptually limited divorce settlement only a fortnight before my father's untimely and undignified demise. If the gold digging bitch had only put up with the arrogant bastard a few weeks longer, she'd have inherited at least ten times as much.
But she didn't and now it's mine. All mine because an hour ago I graduated and the two girls sucking my cock have flown here especially to help me celebrate.
* * * * *
Helen and B have been my fuck-buddies since their first semester at Harvard although for most of their second year, we were all just friends because I foolishly allowed myself to get into a steady and monogamous relationship. They're a couple with a mutual interest in sex games -- the more extreme, the better. I've long suspected that I'm one of their games too.
I should explain: I have a very large penis. A lot of you will be thinking 'yeah, yeah, heard that before.' And some of you will be thinking 'Ooh! I like them big.' But the truth is that a really big penis can be a handicap.
In high school, I was the last guy in my class to get laid, even though I was good looking enough to have no problem getting dates. The locker room rumours got me a lot of interest from girls anxious to see if the stories were true, but whenever I whipped out my manhood, they'd get scared off by it's size.
Girls started daring each other to date me, but none was brave enough to tussle with Moby -- a nickname one of the cheerleading squad gave my dick. I didn't enjoy being a freak show so I quickly started insisting the girls go first with the whole show-and-tell thing. At least I got to see -- and touch and even taste -- a lot of snatch.
It was only in my last semester before graduation that a cheerleader called Rosie Boyce got up the courage to let me fuck her.
Much as we liked each other, she was very sparing with her affection after that first time. The night of the senior prom was our last time together because she said it hurt too much.
I wasn't expecting college to be much better until I met Helen and B: They like extreme sex and never complain about my size. Hell! They're even up for anal, which I'd never even dared suggest to any girl.
And that's why I'd begged them to fly back to Boston during their gap year, to help me celebrate my inheritance. It's also why I wanted them in my life on a more permanent basis.
* * * * *
"When you two graduate, how about coming to live with me?" I had a head on each shoulder as we lay in bed together, the morning after graduation -- my last morning as president of Phi Kappa Delta. Later today, my successor would be elected and I would stand down as head honcho of the fraternity.
"In New York?" B asked.
"Anywhere you want to, honey B. I can support us all in luxury pretty much anywhere. Where would you like to live?"
"New York sounds good." Helen said. "I could carry on working."
"Only if you really want to. I would suggest you put your price up though. Say two grand a night. Maybe even more."
"And you wouldn't mind me still being a whore?" Helen never sweetened the pill when she talked about her work.
"Like I told B: Whatever you want. I'm not trying to marry you two-"
"Which would be illegal." B observed.
"I just think we could have a lot of fun together: travel, party, fuck."
"Can we have a boat?" B liked the idea. She had no career plans after college anyway and she was used to being a rich person's plaything -- She'd spent her gap year working as a very personal assistant to a bisexual woman who disdained the dazzling variety of fantastic plastic available in a sex shop near you, preferring to pay a girl to pleasure her.
"Of course you can have a boat. I'll even name it after you -- Honey B." I was pretty sure I already had a boat. My father certainly used to own a yacht. I'd have to check the inventory of his estate to be sure though.
"You just want kinky sex on a regular basis." Helen knows me so well.
"Naturally. I'll even pay you, if you want."
"Two grand a night?" Helen remembered my suggested tariff.
"I think I should get a discount -- a season ticket, so to speak." I was ready to negotiate.
"Ok. A dollar a night. I'll be the cheapest whore in town."
"So we have a deal? B?"
"You had me at 'anywhere'." B kissed me passionately. Not to be left out, Helen pressed her lips to the back of my neck. We were interrupted by a knock on the door.
"Enter!" I yelled, disinclined to climb over a girl to find my shorts.
The door opened a little and one of this year's pledges peered gingerly into my room. "There's a lawyer downstairs asking for you Mr President." I was impressed he managed to deliver his message clearly and at the first attempt. Most people are distracted when they see two naked girls in bed with one guy.
"Well bring him up, worm."
"Yes Mr President." The pledge vanished, the door clicked shut and I went back to what I'd been doing before we were interrupted -- Kissing the girls.
* * * * *
Another knock interrupted us, but the girls had made good use of the five minutes to massage me to full rigidity. The bed now had a tent in the middle that a Bedouin family could live in.
"Enter! Ah, Smithers!" I greeted the ferrety man in the severe suit as the worm ushered him in. He didn't know where to look, as both girls had disdained to cover up their tits, even though their nipples were clearly hard enough to hang the sheets on. "Ladies, say hello to Smithers, my late father's P.A."