Chapter One
My name is Laura Fellatio and I really need to talk to someone about something that happened to me last Sunday. Well, that's not really my name, of course. I've changed one or two details so that no one I know would recognise me for reasons that will soon become all too clear.
My thirty nine years on God's green Earth have blessed me with two wonderful teenaged children, a can-do attitude and the sort of curvaceous, full, hour-glass figure that I know turns a lot of men's heads.
Sunday means church for me and, like most of the ladies in our congregation, I like to put on my Sunday Best to make the occasion something special. Last Sunday this meant having my long, red hair done on Saturday, full make up, a pretty summer frock and high, strappy shoes. And, underneath it all I wore an expensive, matching ivory silk and lace bra, garter belt and panties and, of course, dark tan fully fashioned stockings.
As you might have guessed by now, I'm one of the stalwarts of our little flock, always ready to pitch in. Mostly this involves prayer and pastoral visits so it was no surprise to me when the minister came up to me after the morning family service and asked if I could pay a pastoral visit to a new member. And it was no surprise to my husband when I told him that he should get lunch for him and the kids and expect to see me when he saw me.
So, twenty minutes later I was parking my car at the address the minister had given me: 69 Rodeo Drive. A nice looking house in a nice looking area, with a new European sports car parked on the drive. I took just a minute to check my make-up and finger-comb my lustrous red hair in the vanity mirror behind the sun visor. I dabbed a dash of scent on my pulse points, opened the car door and swung my shapely legs out onto the street. Steeling myself to deal with whatever might come, I smoothed down my dress, marched up to the front door and rang the bell.
The door was opened by a tall young man of about twenty five. He wasn't exactly dressed for church, but I couldn't really complain: his tight jeans and crisp white T-shirt did show off his fine physique to excellent effect. I strongly believe that it doesn't hurt to dress pleasingly, and he did look very pleasant to me. His smiling blue eyes ran appraisingly from my head to my feet and back again, causing my cheeks to redden just a touch.
"Yes?" He asked in a friendly tone. "What can I do for such a beautiful woman on this fine morning?" His sexy English accent nearly had my knees buckling.
"Dick Rockhardt?" I asked, trying to keep my voice steady and my door-stepping smile plastered in place. "I'm Mrs Laura Fellatio," I held out my hand. He frowned, my name obviously meaning nothing to him. "From the First Avenue church?"
"Oh!" he exclaimed, recognition dawning. "Great! I thought I recognised you!" he reached out and shook my hand in a strong, dry masculine handshake. "I wasn't expecting.... I mean, thanks for coming round so quickly. You'd better come in."
He led me inside and through to the lounge. Although everything was immaculate, it was clear from the dΓ©cor that no woman lived here.
"Take a seat, Mrs..." he began gesturing to a pair of large, leather couches.
"Call me Laura," I interrupted with a laugh. He nodded and smiled as I settled myself on the nearest couch and began to straighten the hem of my dress, pulling it towards my knees. It was a bit short for sitting on such a low couch and had ridden up quite a lot on my thighs when I had sat down.
"Laura... Fine," he smiled, watching me intently as I settled myself. "Can I get you something to drink?"
"Maybe later," I replied, setting my clutch bag down beside my feet. "Unless you want...?"
"No, no, that's fine," he responded, although the fact that he was still standing suggested he was a bit nervous about something. I decided I needed to put him at his ease.
"Suppose you sit down and tell me why you asked for a pastoral visit?" I smiled, patting the couch beside me. Getting someone to sit next to you always creates a more intimate atmosphere, helps them to open up. And people, especially men, always respond to my smile. He nodded and sat down, his hip and knee brushing casually and tantalisingly against my own. "You're new to the church, aren't you? The area, too?"
"That I am," he nodded. He was close enough for me to smell his uniquely masculine musk, and it was starting to make me feel a little heady, like I could cast caution to the wind.
"So, Dick, what can I do for you?" I repeated.
"Well," he equivocated. "It's a bit embarrassing. I'm not sure if I should..."
"Don't worry. I'm not exactly inexperienced, I'm used to all sorts..." I gave him a gentle, reassuring pat on the knee.
"OK, if you're sure?" I nodded and smiled broadly. "I've been coming to your church for the last few weeks.... I'm really enjoying it. Really, really enjoying it."
"Good," I reassured him.
"And I love the special effort that you and some of the other ladies make..."
"Thank you, we try," I replied, thinking he meant the flowers, the coffee bar, the singing group.
"But that's really my problem. I mean, you ladies, you. And a few of the other ladies. You always look so....
"Yes?" I frowned, unsure where this was going.
"So hot...." I couldn't conceal my surprise. My eyes widened and my jaw dropped. "Sexy," he qualified, in case I had been in any doubt. A hot flush blew over me. I was suddenly aware that a hint of the reinforced band at the top of one my stockings was showing and also aware of how close together we were sitting.
"And that's the problem, really, Laura. I want to keep coming, but for the last few Sundays I've had a raging hard-on all through the service and all afternoon, and the only way I can get it to go away is to..."
"Masturbation is a sin!" I chided him. I blushed at my own words and dropped my eyes to his lap. Heavens! He wasn't kidding about the hard-on! His jeans were bulging preposterously β I imagined it must have been quite painful.
"Yeah. But I can't exactly keep spending my Sundays with an erection like the Eifel Tower either."