"You think they're what?"
"Swingers. You know what swingers are, right?"
Joey blushed at the tone in Sara's voice, as if she wasn't quite sure just how naive Joey was.
"Yeah, of course I know, I just thought I heard wrong. Why would you think your parents are... doing that." Joey couldn't quite keep the judgment out of her voice. Or off her face.
The two girls were sitting on the back deck of Joey's house, in the utter dark of the late summer night. Only the glow of a joint perched between Sara's lips lit the two of them. The house behind them lay dark but for the lone light on the second floor.
"There's all kinds of evidence," Sara finally replied, passing the joint over to Joey. Sara was only a year older than Joey, but had an air of confidence about her which made her feel even older than that to the 18-year-old. Confidence and expertise: Joey had only moved here a couple of months ago, and Sara was her only source of information about anything.
Sara continued. "The only hard part is trying to figure out which of their friends are part of it. I know it's not everyone, they go to all these parties and dinner parties, and they host them, and some of those people are just boring fucks from Mom's work and shit. But you'll see, if your parents keep coming to get-togethers, you'll see there's a vibe a lot of times."
Joey took a toke and considered Sara's words. Sara was often provocative, was she just pulling the new girl's leg? "A vibe isn't evidence. Maybe they just have weird friends. Why would you think they're... swinging?"
"You can say fucking." Sara laughed. "See, that's part of it. I don't know about your parents, I know lots of parents are progressive these days and pretending to be 'sex positive' and shit. But my parents are way beyond that. Like I didn't get some 'Your Body is Changing' book when I hit puberty, they gave me this thing that was basically the Kama Sutra."
"And they don't even pretend not to be flirting with their 'friends' and shit, even in front of me. And then you have to have noticed, when all the grownups get together, there's like too many good looking ones. Like, my mom works in technology, there's not that many hot guys in technology. But the only kind of ugly guys at the parties and shit, they have this look to them, you know they're freaky."
Joey broke out into laughter, and in the glow of the joint she could just make out Sara turning her face towards her and smiling. But not as if she was joking. Just enjoying Joey's incredulity.
"'You know they're freaky' " Joey repeated in a parody of Sara's voice and they both laughed until finally Joey shushed them, pointing up at the light above. Her sister's bedroom. "She'll come out to yell at us for interrupting her K-Pop or whatever, and then she'll rat us out on the joint," Joey whispered and the two stifled their giggles.
The two sat in silence for some time, slowly finishing the joint Sara had brought with her. It was Sara who broke the silence. "So, do you think your parents are too?"
"What!?" Joey was snapped out of her attempt to imagine Sara's parents being sex-crazed addicts. She wasn't ready for this question. "My parents? No. No." She laughed. "You don't even know how funny that is. My parents definitely did not give me the Kama Sutra. They wouldn't even let me watch R-rated movies until I was like 17. No. Nope."
Joey could just make out Sara shrugging. "Not everyone's an open book. Maybe they're just private. Like you are. You don't really let on what you're really like. When our parents pawned you off on me, I thought I was going to be in for a real fucking boring time." Joey gave her a light punch on the shoulder and Sara smiled, but continued. "They do hang out with my parents a lot. I mean, they're all over at my house right now doing god knows what."
"Ew." Joey shoved Sara, then repeated it with greater emphasis, "Ew!!" Joey pushed herself up from the deck, brushing off her shorts. "More likely they'll come home one day and tell me I can't hang around you and your deviant family, once they find out."
"You going to listen to them?" Sara asked, following her friend inside.
"Maybe I should. You are a bad influence. Smells like pot in here now."
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It wasn't all they talked about, but when Sara and Joey got together, or chatted over FaceTime, it invariably came up. Sometimes it was a joke, or bit of 'evidence' Sara was reporting, or a question by Joey about how it would all work. But over time, Joey started to get a picture of the world Sara's parents inhabited, at least as Sara imagined it.
"Like do you think they just swap, and then they go home with someone else? Or they all do it like together in the same room?" Joey had given up arguing that Sara might have it all wrong. Sara was so clearly convinced, and Joey didn't have any argument to the contrary, other than inherent skepticism.
"This is how it works, I think." Sara was stretched out on the couch in Joey's living room. It was the two of them alone in the house again, other than Joey's little sister. Sara tended to invite herself over when their parents all went out together. "I don't think they split up. I've never just seen my mom home with some other guy, all by themselves. They have another couple over, or go to their house. I think even sometimes some of these group parties they go to must be all swingers. They come home really late."
"Yeah, but you never see them doing anything, right?"
"Well... I think that's how they decide where to meet up. Whoever's got an empty house." Sara rolled on her side and faced Joey who was sitting on a beanbag chair looking at Sara over her phone. "And there was this time..."
Joey put down her phone. "What do you mean?"
"This one time there were a bunch of people over, but I had noticed they're all couples, right? And it's like I was telling you, some of them were being really weird and flirty, even when I was out in the yard with them. Anyway, I went to go to the bathroom once, and I was walking there and I looked down the hallway and I saw my dad with this lady, Emma. And they were down there all alone, and I didn't dare stop and look, but I'm pretty sure Emma's hand was in my dad's pants."