The lord of the coven glided into the dungeon, pulled his cape around body so as not to reveal his manly, oiled bare chest and tight black leather crotchless pants too soon and surveyed the dimly lit chamber. He'd been pursuing DOMINEA down from the battlements in a spiral of uncounted rooms resonating with a cacophony of chatterly sound until he knew she could go no further, could not elude him. She was here. He knew it. DOMINEA was fairly blinking at him across the black expanse of his window into the magical world of witches and warlocks, trolls and goblins. Ah, there she was. He would swoop down upon her, throw open his silken cape and capture and cajole and pin her to the cold, clammy stone wall with all fourteen inches of his throbbing manhood and enter and possess her with his honey-toned words.
WRLK4U: Art thou there, love? You have found me. Come thee to me.
SWEETSPRITE
"Ah, Fuck! Not that one." Cliff pushed the mouse away in disgust and sank down into the split leather of his landlord's castaway swivel chair. This crazy bitch had been following him through the chat forums of the WitchesNWarlocks Net site for the better part of two months. He done all he could to shake her, and yet she relentlessly stalked him.
He looked at the screen, and the DOMINEA alt flipped out. "Ah, fuck a duck," he exclaimed once more. He'd had her and then lost her and all because of that crazy spritewhatever bitch.
WRLK4U: Good, we be alone now. Take me to paradise. Make me flow with your honeyed words. I open my legs to thee.
SWEETSPRITE
Cliff struck at the keyboard; each keystroke a bludgeoning blow.
Geta life, girlie. Take a hike. Get fucked. Get stuffed.
WRLK4U
Yes, yes, yes. Fuck me. Stuff me, my love. Take me to paradise.
SWEETSPRITE
Cliff snorted in exasperation. There wasn't anything he hadn't tried to shake this groupie. But then that wasn't true, he reasoned. He hadn't called her bluff. Net junkies like this usually headed for the exit as soon as life got real and raw. He swallowed hard and decided to go for it.
Can't do you right here. We'd have to meet face to face.
WRLK4U
The longest of pauses, and Cliff could almost feel his stalker gulping for air across cyber space. There, that should do it, he thought, after a long pause with no response.
Excuse me? What was that? R U serious?
SWEETSPRITE
"Shit, tougher than I thought," Cliff muttered. Well, he still thought this was his best chance to shake her.
If you want the warlock, you will have the warlock. If your profile is true, you live where you can get to the Club 83 Halloween night. Meet me there or stop playing these games and get off my back.
WRLK4U
The SWEETSPRITE moniker blinked off and Cliff's macho persona was alone in the dungeon room.
"Thought so, bitch," Cliff said. He couldn't help the sneer. Now to swing through the other rooms to see if he could find DOMINEA again. That one gave the best cyber head on the site.
He had barely entered the throne room and started to take note of all of the crossed conversations in there running from true medieval game sillies to sex talkers, when the SWEETSPRITE handle blinked on.
"Oh, fuck, still on my tail."
WRLK4U: How will I know you?