Back for another story. I can tell the story about how I foiled a bank robbery on my lunch break and afterwards I was hailed as a hero. I also possess an erection of such size and girth it is generally only seen on farm animals. Later that night I had wild mad passionate sex with 17 women whose breasts could only be described as gigantic to watermelon sized of such a mammoth nature they could not only be seen from her back but could accurately be photographed by Google maps.
Seriously though this is reality and I could not come up with a story anywhere near that outlandish.
This story is midway through my dating career as the Plenty of Fisherman. I no longer had the new car smell of complete inexperience but I was still green enough to fit in perfectly with a Saint Patricks day celebration. This would be Lady number 16. I had still been dealing with some baggage from a failed relationship with Lady number 12.
If you are wondering why I refer to them as Lady number 16 or Lady number 12 it is because I would like to respect their privacy. Though on a side note there were 3 women with the same first name. Even if I did use names I would have to go A B and C. Better to just refer to them by the number by which we met. And the term Lady may not have applied in several cases but I was raised to be polite even though my penis has shown very poor decision making ability. Then again considering I started dating in my mid 30s and had decades of pent up sexual frustration I was remarkably restrained.
I had learned a lot of things over the decades from watching porn. Now obviously watching Ron Jeremy does not teach you how to have a 9 inch penis that stays hard for an hour. Also you do not learn from a Peter North video to have a cum shot of such size and velocity that it looks like the Basken Robbins yogurt tank exploded all over her. I instead watched Lesbian sex. It served me quite well because it was my wheelhouse. The light touching, stroking, and teasing. The gentle kisses, nibbling, and licking. The light breath on the skin that sends a shiver up the spine.
That being said I have a decent record. I would not consider myself a player or whatever the kids call it. 17 ladies. 3 times I struck out. 2 were all the way just short of sex. 12 I had sex with at least once. For a guy that started out with no idea of what he was doing and no understanding of women at all that was not that bad.