Life was good. I was a happy person. I did have one problem, though. You see, apparently Jessica (as wonderfully great as she was) was only making her wonderful (gag) boyfriend jealous. So all I got out of the deal was the one time fuck. My job was good; my new car was fairly bad ass. And my grades were OK. But I did have the recurring problem of NO SEX.
I'm in a band. The name of my band is Grounded. This is actually for real, no fantasy. I am the lowly drummer. (Strong hands ha, ha) We play mostly college rock, i. e. Radiohead, Weezer, Bright Eyes, and Pavement covers, and some original stuff. If you're ever around the OK area, look me up and we'll do a party concert… Anyway, one night at a band practice in Todd and Chris's apartment, there was some… action.
We had just started when their OTHER roommate, Wesley, brought home a quarter sack, a couple six packs, and my favorite, a fifth of tequila. Needless to say, we struggled through about 3 more songs watching Wesley get the bong ready… After that we REALLY had to struggle through our songs… We were pretty wasted. A practice on a Friday night quickly turned into a party. People were called, and girls were invited.
One girl in particular. Her name was Laura. I knew her through Todd and wanted her, so I slurred to him to "call up Laura and invite her fine ass." She showed up already a bit stoned. Just the way I like it… already numb to my idiocy. She is about 5'4", long black hair and about 125 lbs. She probably had 34-d tits; they were big for a barely legal girl. The party quickly turned into a concert, and I (being that I was still a stupid high-school guy and still liked hard rock) persuaded Todd and Chris to play "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. For those of you uninformed of the lyrics of said song, the main chorus is "I want to Fuck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside, I want to fuck you like an animal, you get me closer to God" or something of the sort. The ENTIRE song I spent staring at Laura and those big, big tits bouncing up and down and she moved to the beat. She noticed, and when I noticed that she had noticed me staring at her, I mouthed the words "I want to F-U-C-K you like an animal" as Todd sang (garbled) them. She turned kind of red and smiled a big pretty smile, turning me on like a motherfucker.
After the song, we were tired of playing, and I was tired of just looking at Laura. I wanted her VERY badly and my already hard dick was probably plainly visible to everyone. I was just buzzed enough to not care. I walked over to Laura and put my arm around her. "So. You like the band? Do you think we'll 'hit it big'?"
"Probably, as long as you concentrate on the music as much as you do girls in the crowd."
"Oh, I only pay attention to the really hot girls who I want to get it on with backstage." Real smooth, Ray…
"Really? Well I suppose I was 'the girl' tonight, eh?"