This is a story of what happened last summer at the summer camp I go to for church. Its name is St. Christian's Summer Camp, and I go every year for one week out of the summer. It's pretty fun, I have a lot of friends there and it is a week away from work or my parents. This last time I went, I had just turned 18 and was happy about that. But of course, I was a little short on "getting any" (you should know by now that this is a very big problem with me...) I showed up energetic and the first day was as usual. People hugging everywhere and blah, blah, blah. I should have been concentrating more on my buddies, Mike and Joe, whom I hadn't seen in a year, but I was so damned horny that all the girls there were catching my attention. Damn they mostly all looked really good. Oh well, not much I could do about it, this is a CHURCH summer camp. Its supposed o be innocent and all.
That night at about 1:30 AM I lay awake in my bunk really, really needing a cigarette. Thank God I remembered to grab a carton on my way out of town. I grabbed a couple of cigarettes, only 2 so if I happened to get caught they would only take these two, and not a whole pack. I strolled out to the bathhouse, went inside to take a piss and went out the front of it to the bathhouse porch. I sat down in a plastic lawn chair, put a cigarette in my mouth, and lit it. I could literally feel the nicotine coursing through my veins. When that cigarette was about half done, I heard someone walking up to me. I kind of tossed the cigarette into a bush and acted like I was meditating. A soft sexy female voice cooed: "now why the fuck did you do THAT?"
"Huh, what?" I replied, trying to act like I had no idea what she was talking about.
"You threw the cigarette out!"
"I don't smoke."
"I'm not a counselor so chill out. It's me, Natalie."
"Oh, hey Nat. How's it going? Do you smoke?" I asked, getting up to retrieve my smoke before it went out.
"Yeah, that's what I came out here to do. I could see you from my cabin. You're so obvious. Don't worry, the counselors didn't see."
"Well that's good," I mumbled, trying to re-light my cigarette. "I got one more out here so when we're done with this one we can share the other one."
"Cool."