I was just walking by her house, still with all my training gear on, and I saw her playing with her kid. I smiled, lifted my hand and waved in a friendly manner. She immediately turned around and said in a low voice, loud enough for me to hear her.
"Emil, tattooed people are dirty, stay away from them. Come, let's go back into the house."
"Wow, someone needs to get laid," I muttered with enough volume for her to hear me, too.
"Excuse me?"
"I thought we were all speaking our minds here," I said with a wolfish grin.
"Are you dirty?" Emil asked me.
"Well, I play dirty, sometimes," I looked up at her mom and my grin grew wider when she blanched. "But I'm all clean! I'm coming back from the gym, but I took a shower!"
"Like cheating?" The kid asked me innocently, but the question was too good to pass up.
"Not really my style, but I guess I'm OK with others cheating," I didn't fail to look up at his mom.
"Do you know the cheating codes for Destiny?"
"I think Destiny doesn't have cheat codes, man," I ruffled his hair. A plan popped up in my head, "but you know the Mars missions, right?"
The woman looked at me with genuine curiosity. The kid looked up at me in awe. Apparently, he thought I was cool, and me playing Destiny was beyond awesome. He asked with big eyes, "yeah?"
I looked at his mother dead in the eye as I said something that had entirely different meanings for each one of them, "I really know my way around the Valley of Kings, I'm just a master of the Black Garden. I go there, and by the time I've finished unloading my weapon, they're just laying there, destroyed, in a pool of their juices."
I know it was crass, not delicate, more than forced... but the true meaning only reached the target I had intended. The woman was trying to stare daggers into me, but she choked a little.
Emil almost jumped, "oh, you mean the 'Aim for the juicebox' bounty?"
"That's the one, man," I grinned at his mom.
"Mom! Can he come in? We have to play!"
"I'd love to cum in, if that's all right with your lovely mom," I kept flashing my smile, I couldn't help it.
Well, kudos to the kid, he convinced her.
"Tell you what, man," I told Emil, "fire up the console and I'll be there in a second."