I met these two boys recently. Mark and Phillip were brothers and they were both honeys. Both of them were the epitome of tall, dark and handsome, and they were both interested in me. One was nineteen, the same age as me, and the other was twenty.
Normally I'd have gone for the older brother like a shot, especially if I'd met them one at a time, but I met them at the same time and they were both absolutely charming. I couldn't decide which one I wanted as a boyfriend and which would be just a friend. A delicious situation to be in.
I finished up teasing them both, leading them both on to a certain extent, creating a little friendly rivalry between them. It did wonders for my ego to have them competing for me.
On one fine Saturday I was around at their place. The reason was quite simple. The Saturday wasn't just a fine and sunny day; it was a really hot sunny day, and the boys had a pool at their place. I was swanning around in a demure little bikini, having an occasional swim and having the boys chat me up. Question - can you call any bikini demure? I suspect not, but that's how it was described at the shop.
Anyway, the boys were flirting wildly and I was teasing and we were having fun generally. I finally had to go into the house to attend to nature's needs and I was going to grab some cold drinks out of the fridge for me and the boys. After the pit-stop I wandered into the kitchen and it was a case of, "Oh, crap."
The boy's father was sitting in the kitchen. From the look of it he'd just been having a cup of coffee and reading the paper. One look at Ron and you knew the boys had to take after their mother. (My understanding was that she was now deceased, which was why I'd never met her.) But, if you remember, I called the boys tall, dark and handsome. They were also reasonable slender. The same could not be said to apply to their father.
You've heard of diamonds in the rough? A bit of polish and they sparkle. Ron was more like a lump of granite in the rough. A bit of polish and he'd be a polished lump of granite. He was tall, which was undoubtedly where the boys inherited their height, but he was also blonde, solid, and ugly. OK, maybe ugly is a harsh word. Let's just say he might be considered unhandsome.
I also had this funny impression that he disapproved of me. I don't know why that was so, but I sensed it.
"Ah, Katherine," he said, smiling. "I was hoping to have a word with you."
Have you ever noticed the smile on a shark or a crocodile? They have these great big wide smiles and they don't mean a thing. Ron was wearing one of those smiles now.
"I want you to stop leading the boys on," he stated flatly. "Your teasing of them is starting to develop a rivalry between them and it could get nasty, so cut it out."
Well, really? I wasn't doing anything wrong. What harm was there in a bit of playful flirting and teasing? I went all innocent.
"Excuse me?" I said, trying to sound bewildered. "I'm not sure what you mean. We're all just friends."
"I mean that you're keeping them both on a string while you try to decide which one to go for," Ron said, plainly not believing my innocent act. "Why not just make your choice and drag the lucky winner off to a bedroom to seal the deal."
Well, that was a bit crude I thought.
"Oh, I couldn't," I protested, all shocked and embarrassed. "How could you possibly suggest such a thing?"
"You're not going to take this seriously, are you?" he growled, no longer smiling.
"What is there to take seriously?" I asked. "We're all just friends. You couldn't possibly expect me to sleep with one of them just because you think it would be a good idea."
"That's what I thought," he muttered. "Maybe I should explain it in a different manner."
I cocked my head to one side to show I was willing to listen while he struggled to convince me of his meaning. Stupid of me, in hindsight.
Ron shifted his chair slightly, turning it a bit further away from the table. That was the warning that I completely missed. His hand snaked over, grabbed my arm and pulled. I went sailing across his lap, taken totally by surprise.
"What I'm saying is stop stirring up my boys," he said firmly, and his hand came down upon my bottom with a spank. It wasn't what you would call a firm spank. It was more of a damned hard spank and it hurt. I gave a cry of pain and Ron turned all solicitous.
"Oh, dear, did that hurt?" he asked me, his voice oozing sympathy. "Did you know it's the fact that you have material covering your bottom that makes spanks hurt? Without the material it doesn't hurt nearly so much."