"This is just the right size," Zelma giggled as she held up one of the largest dildos and shoved it to the rest of the assembly. Many nodded while others murmured agreements. "Bigger than any man, and better as well, I should think," Zelma droned on accompanied by the collective giggles from her friends.
"Even
this
is bigger than my former date's," Tess joined in and held up the tiniest but-plug the representative from the sex shop had brought along.
Another burst of laughter escaped from the group of friends and set the stage for a perfect evening with the girls, Amy thought as she relaxed back in her chair while the representative demonstrated a set of high-tech vibrators with anal stimulation. Questions and suggestions poured on as they ooh-ed and aah-ed over the different shapes and sizes.
"I want this one," Tess stated as she stared dumbfounded at a G-spot vibrator in bright pink colour. "Who needs a man when I have this baby?"
"As long as you remember to charge the batteries once in a while," Zelma suggested cheekily. "Otherwise you're back to the real thing, honey."
"Maybe you would like to have a look at some of the lingerie as well?" the representative suggested and opened up a trunk filled with underwear in different colours and made of silk and lace. She grabbed a red corset and held it before the assembly and a collective gasp of excitement went through the room.
"How about some sexy underwear to present to your man or perhaps simply to wear for your own pleasure?" The entire group of women launched themselves into touching the smooth lace and gasping over French crotches and silky babydolls.
Suddenly the door bell rang loudly and for so long that Amy suspected someone of leaning their entire weight on it. Great. What now?
Amy jumped up and went quickly to open the door but Tess had already beaten her to it. Before Amy managed to prevent her, Tess produced a squeal of delight that made the entire group look their way.
"A male stripper. Gosh, can this evening get any better. You sneaky girl," she said to Amy as she came up to them. "You really know how to arrange a party," she continued delightfully. "Come on in, Officer," she smiled happily at the policeman standing right outside.
"Ahem, that's not a stripper," Amy replied. "That's just my annoying neighbour, and he is actually a real live cop."
"No, you must be kidding. He must be a stripper. What use would the police have of such a perfect specimen of manhood?" Tess droned on. "Or what do you say, girls?" she asked the others who sighed with expectations pasted on their faces.
The perfect specimen only leaned casually against the door while crossing his arms in front of his chest, making every bulge even more apparent than before. A collective sigh went through the room. Amy knew that his easygoing manner was just an act. This man was not to be trifled with and she had had more than one encounter with him since her stupid brother had entrusted him with looking after her while her brother was away on one of his expeditions.
"Settle down everybody," Amy interrupted and turned to the man roaming his eyes all over the different outfits and sex toys cluttering her living room. "What do you want, Nick? Trying to ruin another fine evening with your crude remarks about safety and my general tendency to do stupid things? Or perhaps you have another set of good advice from my surly brother that you want to share with me? What is it this time? Stop seeing jerks, or simply stop going outside?"
"None of those yet, but they sound like some good advice to me. Maybe you should consider them?" he chuckled. "Although I would not recommend you walking outside wearing that," he said heatedly as he stared at the red corset she was unaware of carrying around with her.
"Huh?" she said with a puzzled frown before following the direction of his stare, and almost dropping the article as she became aware of the corset she was holding. She quickly hid it behind her back.
"Otherwise I might be tempted to arrest you for indecent exposure," he added and gave her a wink. "And don't think I would let you off easily just because I know your family," he continued in a more icy tone.
Damn the arrogant man, Amy thought indignantly. He could always be counted on the make her lose her composure in zero time. Was she ever going to stand up to this childhood friend of her brother? He rattled her as no one else did even though she was grown now and shouldn't let him shake her anymore. She straightened her stance and glared at him. Even if he frightened her she would not give him the benefit of shoving it.
"Are you sure you didn't want anything, Nick? Apart from ruining our party, that is?"
"Party?" He looked behind her. "Must be a boring party. You don't have any men around."
"You fancy joining us then?" Amy bit out. "How about doing a little striptease for us? I'm sure some of the ladies would appreciate it," she added disinterestedly as she gave a nod in the direction of her guests.
He laughed outright. "Sorry, I need to get to work. Have some real criminals to catch. You ladies will have to make do with your restocking and get home to your hubbies. Besides, no strippers are allowed in this building."
"Says who?" Amy asked outright. "What can stop us from ordering a stripper as soon as you're out of the door, huh? I believe we could order a hunk in a police uniform at any time," she teased.
"Nothing could stop you from ordering, except for a few spies I have planted in the building," Nick said icily. "Just imagine what would happen to you when they phone me about what Jeff's little sister is up to?" He almost cornered her against the door and his stance left her in no question of him thinking up some terrible ways to torment her.
"And what would you do about that?" Amy wondered.
He answered by placing a large hand against the wall beside her head and crowding her against the door frame.
"Just pray that you won't find out, Missy," he hissed as her in a firm voice that betrayed him capable of almost anything when it came to keeping his word. She felt a shiver move down her spine as she looked up into his dark eyes and tried to decipher what he was up to.