As I eagerly stroked my throbbing dick I started to forget why I was so upset. My eyes began to shut as I took one last glimpse at your unmoved stare and forgot the path that brought us here.
That path started with you brushing your teeth and complaining about Stan, the idiot in accounting. For 6 months your role as the CFO for this small, but heavily bankrolled startup occupied every ounce of your presence. Stan in Accounting, Erica in IT, Fin in Design, Gennie in Operations. They all wanted a check to validate their existence and you wrote the checks.
At first I tried to follow the politics of it all, but my own world as a writer kept me on other people's puppet strings. A meeting in Dallas, a party in Berlin, an interview in Toronto. All good, but my focus was watered down.
So I'd try to visualize the bouts between Gennie & Stan so I could help wrestle the politics of the situation with you, but I'd miss too many episodes to try figure out each plot twist. Plot twist that you were always ten steps ahead of.
So I'd simply enjoy watching your chocolate ass shake as you tried to explain yesterday's near implosion over the toothpaste and running water.
And for the first few months we were okay. I'd laugh while you griped about your situation and you would raise an 'I told you so' eyebrow when I complained about my schedule.
But we always knew that the mental duress our brains were under could be eased by a tickle here, a rub there, and happy endings for both us would ease the tension enough for us to energize our batteries. We always found a way to slow down the outside world by caressing our inner one. That's just we kept each other ready for battle.
Then we moved to San Francisco.
We never thought that the change of scenery from Atlanta would bring much of a wrinkle considering we'd uprooted our lives twice before without a hitch. Yet somehow every little facet about our new life had a small crack that was quietly having an effect on the next facet. Going from two cars to one made sense, but it threw us off. Grocery shopping on the weekend threw off our meal planning. Doing our laundry in the basement instead of the top floor was somehow catastrophic. Every little alteration in our fabric was another stitch ready to unravel.
You'd think a move from DC to Barcelona or Barcelona to Atlanta would have caused us more headaches than these shifts in lifestyle. Yet we ran through those hurdles without lifting our head up.
This was different. And we knew it.
So we lost our rhythm. My meetings would run a day over in Detroit and conference would start a day early in Austin. My lunch plans would be open but your quarterly audit would be worse than expected. My revisions would get edited the night your office party would be the toast of the Bay.
So our toothpaste conversations wouldn't lead to a tickle or a rub or a happy ending. Just inaudible static that we would let pass, simply worried about our individual toils.
And so came the descent.
Without having a tactical partner to diagram success we each found trouble at work. And trouble at work meant more work. And more work meant less time to diagram success. So more trouble.
And less tickles, rubs, and happy endings.
Now when we shared time together there was tension. There was silence. Not the kind you get when you've grown apart. The kind you get when you're closer than you think.
Without our minds or bodies working together we were both in personal tailspins. For 2 months we only discussed meaningless bullshit. I stopped hearing about Stan & Erica. I didn't care. You didn't hear about Athens. You didn't care.
Your team was starting to write their own checks and my writing was stale and contrived.
Until you ate my salad.
That salad was leftover from last night's meeting at the museum and it was going to see me through that days lunch. But when I came home from my run I saw it was missing. Sure, there were a dozen other edible items that would have been more satisfying than that salad.
But I was planning on having that salad. You should have known that. You would have known that.
I send you a sarcastic text about taking my salad.