This is one of my 'slow burn' stories, where the sex doesn't happen until three quarters of the way in. So if that doesn't set right with you, there's plenty of other 'fisting' stories on here for you.
When I first met her, I didn't particularly like her. She seemed like many of the other stuck up ass actresses I had met, who somehow managed to have a 'simulated' liking/loving with the actor they were working with on screen or on stage, but once the curtain fell or the director yelled "Cut!" would then revert to the nasty person that lived behind the previous persona.
Anna Maria Hendricks was just such an 'actress' as this. I'd seen or read of her being interviewed, where she was a real bitchy wonder with a quick wit when she needed to be. In the Trades I read where she was really difficult to work with. She was 'not a nice person' in person, when she wasn't playing the femme fatale or the somewhat submissive damsel in distress right before her character had an epiphany and became the aggressor and Took Over.
So it was with a lot of trepidation that when my agent called, she informed me that I had an audition to perform in a play with this very difficult diva. And the worse part of it was. we (our characters) were supposed to "fall in love" and even in the last act, have "simulated sex" on stage. In a near dark level of lighting.
Great
, I thought.
Well, this is what's called "acting" I guess
. No matter what the public thinks, there isn't always an "on set" romance that develops into something 'real.' Often when two actors hear "That's a Wrap!," they part company and only really ever see each other again when they need to to do interviews for promotional purposes. And then, sometimes, the Powers that Be want them to act like 'everything on the set was just wonderful!' Even when it wasn't.
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Anna Maria was a (seemingly natural) blond bimbo with attitude. She seemed to have a nice body from what I'd seen in some of her more riskΓ© productions, but her whole uber diva attitude had me put off from admiring that body. It was her head that overrode whatever niceness her body offered that put me off.
I, of course, had just come off of being in an Indie Romance pic, where I
did
fall in love with my then co-star. And we became media darlings for a while out of that -- another Branjolena type thing. That is, until it all fell quite dramatically apart with a lot of histrionic fits from my 'love' afterwards.
But that "upped my cred" as they say, and
that
was why I was being offered this role. Perhaps the Backers were hoping that the same thing would happen here, and
that
would become the draw to pop the Box Office.
Oh, and that and Anna Maria and I had to be nude for part of that last act. We were doing a 'Nicole Kidman,' whose big draw in one of her Off Broadway plays was when she went nude on stage for the first time. Only this time they were amping that up a notch with the simulated sex on stage. Plus the Nudity. Whatever.
We were to meet for the first time at a press 'meet and greet' to promote the play, and I was told that we had to "make nice" for the press, whether I felt that way or not. "You know," Karen, my agent told me. "You're the Actor. Sell it." I'd already told her about my doubts about this in the first place.
I came in to the 'polite' applause and sat in my 'directors chair' with my name on it, and we waited for the Actress to arrive. I noticed her off in the wings before she did, quietly arguing with the man that I assumed was either her agent or her PR person. We waited in collective silence for her to turn and prance across the stage for her part.
I watched as she crossed her arms and pouted, and then turned and "magically transformed" into The Actress. Who then glided gracefully across the stage, passing me to upstage me, and sat in her chair. She flashed her most 'brilliant smile' to the press, and settled in for the questions.
One of the female Reporters rose and went to the platform in the front and asked, "So, Miss Hendricks..." came the first question. "How do you feel working with Dylan Thompson?? Are you looking forward to this play?"
I was looking at her and I saw her face twitch for a split second that I'm sure was not visible from The Audience.
Great
, I thought.
Don't fuck it up from the get go
.
But then I saw The Actress kick in. Amazing. "Oh, I'm looking forward to it!" she grinned, and gave me a side look that I could see was so pasted on to her face as to be ridiculous. "I loved his work in 'The Afternoon,' and I saw such potential for Ragged Remembrance--" (Oh yeah. That was the title of this play. Ragged Remembrance. Gag.) to be such a wonderful opportunity for me!"
'Potential.' Really. Such a wonderful subtle jab in my gut to hear I had 'potential.'
"And you, Dylan? Are you also looking forward to this? I know it's your first play with a certified Star attached." Yes. Of course. Rank me below her, why don't you? I mean, I'm just the 'flavor' of the month. Right?
"Yes," I answered, without the chasm of doubt I was feeling showing through. "I'm looking forward to working with Miss Hendricks for the first time. and I hope it won't be the last!" Ok. I nailed that one.
And of course, it all went on from there. I couldn't tell you after the fact, just what I'd said during the remainder.
I'll read what I said when it comes out tomorrow
, I thought.
And with the light and polite applause at the end, it was over. I dutifully turned to 'Miss Hendricks' and shook her hand, and walked off-stage. This is going to be quite the shitshow. I had a lighthearted thought after that, that maybe I should fire