Please note that the characters in this story are fictional. "Marnie Schuppner/Scott" aka "the actress" is not a real person and has not appeared in any of the film/movie roles referenced.
Prologue
It started on a Friday in early October, 2024. I was making a rare appearance in my office building in a suburb of St. Paul, Minnesota. Much of the company switched to working from home a few years earlier, but I forced myself to spend a day in the building at the start of each quarter. It was motivation to complete my quarterly reporting for the board of directors as quickly as possible so that I could return to the comfort of my home. I started early, around 6AM, and was usually done around 1 or 2 in the afternoon.
I work for TDN, a leading provider of professional services for the middle market, with industry-focused solutions and global insights. That's what our public facing website says, at least. Some days I'm not sure what I accomplish, if anything, other than get one day closer to retirement.
Anyway, it was Friday morning, no other cars in the parking lot when I arrived at 6:00. I made my way to an empty corner office on the 4th floor with a nice view. The best part of working on site, by far, is the view. The office is right along the Mississippi River, and it isn't uncommon to see deer or wild turkeys in the field behind the building, or to see eagles swoop past the windows, nearly scraping their talons along the glass. The worst part, aside from the work itself, is the aging building. It's been in use since the late 60s and still includes ceiling panels stained from cigarette smoke. Every few years the company promises upgrades, but they are still pending. I hear that the C Suite on the 5th floor is nice, though.
I plugged in my laptop, put in my airpods, and got to work. I ignored all incoming messages, and only took one or two bathroom breaks, never seeing or hearing any other person on the 4th floor. By 1:00 my work was done and I was getting hungry. All files saved, emails sent, I shut down my laptop, stashed it and some other files in my messenger bag, put on my jacket, and headed for the stairs, debating where I should stop for lunch.
At the top of the stairs, I had a view overlooking the lobby of the building and the parking lot. To my surprise, the parking lot was half full, with a few large trailers parked on the curb right outside the door. The lobby was buzzing with people; there were a bunch of wheeled storage crates, the kinds bands used to move gear, lined up along the hall. Lights and cameras were being moved into place, pointing into an area of cubicles on the first floor just beyond the lobby. Puzzled, I started walking down the steps. Was the company filming a commercial? I don't recall us ever advertising before. (I barely knew what we did and I'd been here nearly two decades; how could a 30-second commercial explain it?)
By the time I made it to the landing between floors 1 and 2, with a full view of all the commotion below during my descent, I had started attracting attention from others in the lobby. My confused expression contrasted with a panicked look from anyone I made eye contact with. Finally I heard a voice boom "Get that extra off the stairs! What's he doing? He's not even in costume! Someone get him out!"
I quickened my pace and made it to the lobby floor where I was met by a young woman in a headset. She took my arm and steered me to the front door.
"I'm sorry, I don't know what's going on. I was just working upstairs and now I'm leaving."
Her grip tightened. "The building was supposed to be empty. We're filming today. We rented the office for three days. You've gotta get out of here."
"Absolutely... yes... I'm sorry, I must have missed an email or something..." Truth was I had stopped reading most corporate announcements sent via email a few years ago. At least, stopped reading anything except the subject line. If there was one that said "Stay out of the Building Oct 4-6" I assume I would have paid attention.
As I neared the door, I saw through the window a similarly geared-up and panic-stricken young man leading a woman from one of the trailers into the building. She was costumed in 80's working girl garb, her red curls teased out larger than what was presently stylish. She entered through the outer door just as I passed through the inner door into the vestibule. Our eyes met, and we both did a double take. I knew her. Yes, I'd seen her in other movies and tv shows, but I knew her. We had graduated from high school together more than 24 years earlier, our alma mater still operating an embarrassingly small number of miles from where we were standing. I smiled and she seemed to do the same, though neither of us said anything or even broke stride.
Once outside, I found my car and quickly drove away. I forgot about lunch, and as soon as I arrived home I started up my laptop and checked my email. I went back over the two previous weeks and found three urgent corporate reminders letting everyone know that the office would be off limits for three days, that it had been rented out to a film production company, that filming would be confined to the lobby and first floor only, and who to contact if anyone had issues with damaged or missing items when they returned on Monday. I've really got to start reading those emails...
Act 1
It was the next Monday. I hadn't left home all day. As usual, I woke early, showered, got dressed, brought a cup of coffee into my home office, worked all day, answered emails, sat through conference calls, all the usual stuff. After work I spent some time raking leaves in the backyard, then made dinner for one. After dinner I spent some time on the treadmill in my basement, and now I was on the couch, Monday Night Football quietly playing in the background while I divided my attention between a book about the origins of the Cannonball Run (the car race, not the movie) and whatever YouTube video caught my eye. My phone occasionally beeped with more trash talk from my fantasy football group chat.
The routine was broken by my phone ringing. Unknown number, not a local area code. I answered it anyway.
"Hello?"
"Hi," a female voice. No pause, meaning this likely wasn't a sales call. "Is this Preston?"
"Yes, I'm Preston." Waiting to hear what this call was about, I realized, was the most exciting thing that had happened to me that day.
"Oh, good. This is Marnie. Hopefully you remember me; we kinda bumped into each other on Friday."
I could feel all the blood in my body rush to my face. I felt warm. I sat up on the couch, then stood, not understanding that I was still alone, that she couldn't see me. It was Marnie. The actress. The one I had seen on Friday in the office and hadn't seen (in person at least) prior to that since our high school graduation. Marnie Schuppner, well, Marnie Scott now, according to IMDB at least.