Hi. My name is Reggie Johnson and I am in charge of the Antiquities Section of our college library. My office is on the top floor of the library, way in the back, where very few people visit on a daily basis. Really, there aren't that many people interested in antiquities on a daily basis. I have a wonderful office, which includes a bathroom with shower, which is nice since I like to run at lunch time to keep my body toned and tight. I was a cross-country runner as an undergraduate and I have worked hard to maintain my body and not develop into the dowdy librarian stereotype.
There were times that I had regretted my job choice with few peers or coworkers to break up the daily monotony. But, on the plus side, most of my days were filled with free time and I could do what I wanted to. On more than one occasion I took a few minutes to work on my own body to give myself a tingle during the day. There was also plenty of time to read and write porn, which I love to do. So, I guess the tradeoffs balanced out.
Little did I realize that this cozy situation was about to drastically change
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I was returning one of our rarer books to its place in the stacks when, at the end of a stack far in the back, I saw a pair of sandals sticking out from around the corner at the bottom of the stack. Had someone fallen? I hurried to the end of the stack and turned the corner. Much to my surprise, I found a young coed hungrily slurping on her boyfriend's cock. I was so surprised and taken off guard, all I could do was clear my throat to get their attention.
They both stood up and started to rapidly reassemble their clothing in an attempt to cover the evidence. But there was no question what had been going on.
I barked, "Both of you come with me." They followed me back through the stacks and into my office in total silence. "Sit there on the couch and get out your student ID cards so I can know who I am talking to. So, James Williams and Helga Svensen we have here," I said in a condescending manner. "Now that I have your names and students' numbers, please tell me what in the hell were you doing back there? Never mind, I saw what you were doing back there. You were engaging in sex in public. You should have waited until you were in private to, uh, you know, suck his dick." James appeared to take things in stride, but Helga was blushing beet red.
I got up and walked to my office door with plaque, Dr. Regina Johnson, Head, Antiquities. I closed the door, pulled the blind down and turned the thumb bolt to lock the door.