What happens when you mix 6 Frat boys, 2 hot wife cougars and alcohol? Certainly it is an evening I will never forget.
Back when I was in college there was a nice little bar close to campus that served great Mexican food so on thirsty Thursday we decided to go there for some beers and food. We were hitting the beers pretty hard before the food came and I was feeling a little buzzed.
In the middle of our meal, these 2 hot cougars come walking into the place and they grab a table. The one was a hot blonde and according to the rings on her fingers she appeared to be married. One of the other guys recognized her as an accounting instructor at the university. The other one was just as hot but with auburn hair and nipples that poked through her dress. They appeared to be rock hard and ready for action.
One of the guys went up and hit on the blonde but she blew him off. We waited for a while and sent over a round of drinks when we saw their glasses getting low. About 10 minutes later another from our group went over and hit on the blonde again. He too crashed and burned. At about 9 pm there was a band that came on for some entertainment.
Me, I hadn't had sex in over too weeks and the one with the auburn hair was looking really great but I knew that a pick up line that I would use for a 20 year old was not going to work with this one. I studied her for quite some time to try and figure out what her "hot buttons" were. She was good looking and she knew it with this incredible smile that revealed some devilishly cute dimples. She carried her self with a great deal of confidence, and possibly a hint of feistiness if challenged. I asked my friends to follow me and we basically invaded their table and sat with them uninvited. While my brothers were focused on the blonde I started to chat up Miss Auburn. I told her my name was John and she responded that hers was Lily. I know she thought I was wasted but I knew what I wanted so I told her I was a real "woman pleaser."
"You know Lily", I said,"I think I could make you real happy if you give me a chance."
"Oh, yeah? And how would you do that?" Lily replied.
"I have been known to give a woman an orgasm in less than 2 minutes and I believe I could do the same for you", I boasted, slurring my words a little for effect.