The Barbell Club: 1
There are so many benefits and drawbacks about living in the big city. I never thought the best part would be living across from The Barbell Club. It's an up-and-coming no frills free weight gym that oozes testosterone every time they lift the roll-up doors. Technically, I live kitty-corner from the gym and am constantly reminded of their presence with blaring music, grunting, shouting, and occasional cheers.
My favorite day is "PR Day." They lift the door at 6AM the first Saturday of each month and support members trying to reach their "personal record". Masculinity is on full display throughout PR Day. Guys show up, pump themselves up, and then shoot their shot. I mentally consume every inch of each guy setting their records on PR Day, cataloging my favorites for later.
Some guys bring their friends to help them get hyped. For example, I'll hear a young guy shouting "Come on Rudy, come on Rudy! You got this baby. Wohooo!" as Rudy bends over, clenches his tight ass, flexes every hard muscle in his body, and screams as he moves the weight off the ground. He always wears tight training shorts that show off his athletic thighs. He's nice to look at, but not my type. His scream still sounds like a dissatisfied adolescent, though he looks to be in his mid-20s.
The quiet guys are my type. Clay's tall, quiet, and stoic. This man sets his sharp jaw, lifts with authority, and doesn't break his face. His dark eyes are on a mission every time I see him in the gym. I hear his rhythmic breaths as see his muscles flair tighter and tighter throughout his workout. I relish the memories of this man and my arousal each time I experience his tight body pounding the metal.
My girlfriends think I'm crazy. They see the appeal of watching studs working out, but are worried that I'm missing an opportunity for a deep loving relationship. I'm not looking for a relationship right now, but I may be missing opportunities for hot sex.
The girls came over for brunch last Saturday. The weather was hot, the men were progressing through their routines, and our mimosas flowed generously.
Veronica surprised us all by bringing her binoculars. She said she wanted a better view.
She did have a better view. She gave us the play-by-play as she studied the god-like chests, firm asses, and thinly veiled bulges. She was especially talented at describing the outlines present between rock solid thighs. We had fun trying to conclusively determine if power lifting gave men a hard-on.
As usual, the conversation turned to me.
"So, when are you going to stop shopping and make a purchase?" said Carol.
"Never," I laughed. "I'm happy right now as things are."
"Oh, come on. You can't stare at these hot guys all the time and never get off."
"Who says I never get off?" I said and everybody laughed.
"I bet you do," Veronica shared as she winked.
There was a pause.
"Seriously Mel, why don't you go talk to these guys?" Veronica continued. "You can't just sit here and watch them every weekend.
"I don't want a relationship."
"You don't need a relationship. You need to talk to a man."
"I..." I didn't have a good response. I have been finding my way through each day, but I really do feel a gap in my life.
"I don't know how," I shared. "I mean, I don't know how to start that conversation."
"You don't have to," Veronica continued. "Make them do it."
"What do you mean?"