The office has been abnormally quiet; neither of us willing to talk about what has happened. You go about your business and I go about mine. Each of us seem to be afraid to mention what happened the other day. Afraid of breaking the spell? Unsure that it had really happened? Embarrassed? Or delighting in the possibility of it happening again?
And it doesn't help that you've dressed provocatively again today. I can barely concentrate on the job at hand. Two clients calling, angry about back orders, a late payment, and a way-too-long call from corporate about my branch's numbers. Who cares? If they could see you walking around in the outer office, they'd understand that I'm not working too hard on meeting their unrealistic quotas. What man gives a shit about order fulfillment while a beautiful girl struts around in a short skirt twelve feet away?
I don't.
But all the same, if I'm going to keep this failing branch openβand you and I gainfully employedβI need to at least keep business rolling in. And that's going to mean filling those back orders. A little research on my desktop computer reveals that one of them might be a simple clerical error; it appears to be in stock. The part numbers are a dyslexic's nightmare; and they're no picnic even if you don't have issues with reading. Long alpha-numeric codes define every damned little widget in that cavernous, dusty warehouse. And those parts are shrink wrapped, bubble wrapped, carded, boxed, bagged, and packaged in just about every type of container known to man.
No wonder the two remaining warehouse guys can't fill an order. We kept the two least paid guys, not the most qualified. "Awesome foresight, you corporate dweebs." My irritation grows by the minute.
I stab at the intercom button for the warehouse and accidentally and unknowingly press the one for "All".
"Tom. Call the office. Tom, office."
I see your head pop up as my annoyed voice is loudly broadcast from the phone right in front of you and your hand go to your mouth as you try to suppress your amusement at my mistake.
And the phone sits silent, mocking me.
You turn around, and make a motion as of a person spooning food into their mouth. My annoyance increases as I realize that Tom is at lunch. Dammit, this means that I will have to deal with Jose. And just as I hit the button to page Joseβthe correct button this timeβI see Jose walking through the office past you with his lunchbox in his hand.
"Jose?" I call, "Can you double check a part number for me? I bet we really do have this in stock."
His dismissive answer is, "No comprende," and he is gone.
Dammit, I hate that guy. Everyone here knows he speaks English.