I went to work. I went to the fitness club. There was no bridge club. Beth invited me over to play cards with Carmen and Abigail. Carmen cried, Abigail sniffled, and Beth tried to tell me that everything would be alright.
Three weeks after my last meeting with Christina, Beth called me.
- "Saturday. My place. Noon. Be here." she said.
- "What's up?" I asked.
- "Christina wants us all there. All of us. It's an official bridge club meeting."
- "Bridge Club? What does that even mean?"
- "Just be here." said Beth, and she hung up.
I showed up. I was surprised when Darren opened the door. He shook my hand, and said "Good luck."
Carmen and Beth were in the living room. Then Abigail came out of Beth's bedroom. She saw me, and said "Your turn".
I walked into the bedroom. Christina was standing by the window.
- "Sit down." she said. I sat on the edge of the bed. There was nowhere else to sit.
Christina studied me for a while. She had tremendous composure. I was sweating, whereas she looked as though the only thing on her mind was whether to order a latte or a cappucino.
- "You're an idiot." she said.
- "Quite often." I agreed.
- "Don't be cute." she said.
I shook my head.
- "You hurt me very badly." said Christina. "Massimo made me feel dirty. Like I needed a shower. But you betrayed my trust. That hurt more." She held up her hand, to prevent me from saying 'I'm sorry'.
"Don't say SHIT! Just sit there and SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Christina started pacing.
- "I had no expectations of Massimo. I thought that he was a lizard, and I wasn't far off. He's a snake. But you - I thought you were ... "
I couldn't help myself. Tears came to my eyes.
"After everything that has happened," said Christina, "I have come to two conclusions. First, Massimo disgusts me. What he did to Abigail was unpardonable. And he offered me money to sleep with him. I feel debased. But you ..."
I felt about two inches tall.
- "I had higher hopes for you. There are times, Norm, when you show kindness, and empathy. In your own mind, you may even have felt that you were worthy of me. My three best friends don't bear you a grudge. In fact, they all speak highly of you. And Darren likes you. I value his opinion more than you know."
"The four of them have convinced me to give you a second chance."
I was stunned. I don't know what I had been expecting, but it wasn't that.
- "Did you hear me, Norm? I will give you a second chance."
- "Yes. I heard. Second chance."
- "But I have conditions. Several conditions. You must meet them all. To the letter. Or I swear that I will write you off like a bad investment. There will be no negotiation. None. You accept all of my conditions, before I even tell you what they are - or we are done. Do you understand?"
- "I do."
- "Do you accept my conditions?"
- "Yes."
Christina walked to the bedroom door, and called Beth, Carmen, and Abigail. All three girls crowded into the bedroom with us. Beth carried a notepad.
- "Norm," said Christina, "you stand by the window. Beth, you, Abigail and Carmen on the bed."
We got ourselves arranged to her satisfaction.
- "Condition number one." said Christina. "You will not have sex with anyone, for the rest of this year, unless I give you my express approval.
In advance.
Is that clear, and do you accept this condition, Norm?"
I could have said no, of course.
- "Yes." I said.
Beth made a checkmark on the notepad.
- "Second condition. You must find two new members for the bridge club. Preferably male. Massimo and Jake are not eligible. Nor is Emily. They must be decent bridge players, and reasonably cute. Not Scott. Do you understand, and do you accept?"
- "Yes." I said.
- "Third. You must win the bet with Massimo." Christina let that sink in.
- "Ummm ..."
- "I know." she said. "That means that you must have sex with Beth. I am going to grant you permission, in advance."
I glanced at Beth. She shrugged and raised her eyebrows.
- "That's ... ummm."
- "Unusual?" said Christina. "Not a hardship, for you? Bizarre? Yes, all of those. I'm not very thrilled with the idea. But Beth is willing. And there's no other way to stop Massimo from winning."
Christina took a deep breath. "Then, you will have to sleep with Emily. But she will only participate if it's a threesome, with another girl. Carmen has agreed to be that other girl. She will make contact with Emily, and set it up. And don't you dare crack a smile, Norm!"
- "Absolutely not." I said. "Deadly serious."
- "You had better be." said Christina, though clenched teeth. "Now, when all this ...
fucking
is done, you will be celibate for the next 6 months. One week before the deadline of your bet with Massimo, I will make up my mind."