The last job of the day. The last job of the day.
I kept this at the forefront of my mind as I walked up the sidewalk. All I had to do was fix whatever technical issue they were having with their cable box, probably a user error, then I was free to go home to my bottle of Hennessey and the newest episode of Hoarders.
The front door opened, a brotha in slacks and a button down extending his hand to me.
"What's up, my man? Come on in. Let me show you what's going on."
He led me to an extravagant living room, high ceilings and huge windows letting in plenty of sunlight. He was clearly doing well for himself. "I've tried multiple HDMIs, but this is where we're at. No picture. Maybe it's a bad box and you just need to switch them out?"
I went to the back of the tv to check out the HDMI myself and try the ones I had on me.
"This gone take long? I have a flight to catch."
"I'm not sure. I need to do some troubleshooting to double check that the box is the problem. If it is, I'm going to have to reprogram the new one. This could take a while."
He heaved a breath, checked the Apple Watch on his wrist. "Alright. You know what? My son is here." He began typing on his phone. The whoosh of an iMessage being sent. "He'll be down in a minute in case you need anything. I have to go."
He grabbed a duffel bag off the kitchen counter and was out the door.
Now all I had to do was finish this as quickly as possible and be out of here too.
Turned out it was a bad box. I went ahead and switched them out, programmed the new one, made sure all the recorded programs transferred over, and I was ready to leave. The son hadn't made his way down in the hour it took to do everything, and I needed to tell someone I was leaving. A few months back a cable man left without telling the old dude, who had fallen asleep in his den. When the front door never got locked and dude got robbed, our company denied liability but made it a new policy to always inform someone in the house we were leaving.
I didn't want to go hunting nobody down though. I called the number on the account, which I assumed was the dad's. It went straight to voicemail.
Shit. It would be the last job that takes forever to close.
Upstairs, all the doors were opened, nobody in any of the rooms. The last door on the right of the hallway was cracked and, lo and behold, someone was inside. My hand raised to knock, but I was stopped in my tracks by what I saw through the opening.
A woman undressing.
The only other time I'd seen a woman undressing on the job was when a white lady 'forgot' I was there and left the bathroom door open. That had been a traumatic experience, especially when she started coming on to me. If this brown-skinned, curly afro-wearing, shapely woman was to repeat that experience, she would've healed that wound.
I immediately looked away, reminding myself that I had sisters and a mother and if a man ever peeped on them-
But goddamn, she reminded me of a friend my mom's had when I was fourteen. That was when puberty hit me like a piano on a cartoon character's head, girls my age ceasing to be on my radar, my mom's and aunties' friends the center of my fantasies. Monica had been thick like one of those teddy bears you won at the state fair. Could hardly wrap your arms around her. Extra meat on the bones for your appetite, and when I tell you I had an appetite bigger than my six foot, two hundred pounds hinted at, believe me.
I forced myself to knock on the door. "Cableman."
"One minute," she called back.
When she opened the door, she was in a silk, black robe. That didn't help the perverted thoughts floating my mind, her nipples perking through the material.
"I thought Reggie was handling this," she said.
"He left about an hour ago. Said his son was up here if I needed anything"
She sighed. "Our son is gone for the weekend. I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about what's going on. You'll have to call him-"
"Everything's fixed. I was just letting you know I was leaving."
"Oh, ok."
"Are you his wife?"
"Yes. Do I need to sign something?"
"No. I was just..." Just being nosey.
"Are all the shows I recorded gone?"
"No. They're on the new box."
"Whew." She wiped invisible sweat off her forehead. "I have so many hours of Real House Wives of Atlanta on there. I would be lost without them."
"That's an impressive collection. I think I saw the very first episodes on your box."
She laughed. "No, you didn't."
"But you know they're on streaming services, right? You don't have to record them."
"I know. I just prefer the old school way. Besides, why pay for a streaming service when I'm already paying for cable? Might as well just record the things I want to watch over and over. Plus, those streaming services always taking shows off. And like I said, I'd be lost without my Housewives." She cleared her throat. "Anyways, let me not keep you from your work."
"This is actually my last job of the day."
"Sounds like an invitation for me to keep talking about my reality TV addiction."
"I mean, if you want to. Just know I charge by the hour."
She smiled back at me, and for a few seconds we stood there just smiling at one another like smitten teenagers.
"Would you like a water or something?" she blurted out awkwardly. "I didn't know you were down there or else I would've been more hospitable."