I hadn't seen my friend Chris in about a year. Our mutual friend David was getting married, and we all flew to San Diego for his wedding.
"How are things with your job?" I asked Chris while trying to talk over the music. We all went to a club the first night in town.
"Man, it sucks, but it pays the bills." Chris replied.
"Ha, I know what you mean. Is Claudia working?" I asked. Claudia was Chris's wife. They had been married about seven or eight years. They have four kids.
"No, she is staying home with the kids. We felt it was the best option. She says she misses going in to work, but I can tell you loves getting up and wearing yoga pants everyday." Chris replied.
"What did she used to do? Accountant?" I asked.
"Yes, but she stopped working at an accounting firm about two years ago. Maybe once the kids are older she might go back." Chris said.
Claudia was off somewhere on the dance floor with her sister Anna. Anna lived in LA and drove down to meet us. Anna was the wild sister. Claudia was the responsible one. They were only a few years apart in age, but they looked almost identical. Both were brunette and about five foot five. Both sisters had very athletic bodies. I knew if I went out on the dance floor I would find a group of guys hovering around them trying to dance with them.
"You are really getting after it tonight." I said to Chris as he downed his drink.
"We don't get out much anymore, so we need to take advantage of our time away from the kids." Chris said.
"And here is the beautiful couple!" I said to our friend Mark and his wife Erica as they walked up to us.
"Chris, have you seen your wife?" Erica asked him.
"No, what has she gotten into now?" Chris asked.
"She is fine, but she and her sister have a group of admirers watching them on the dance floor." Erica told him.
"That doesn't surprise me. When those two get together, trouble is certain." Chris said. "Jason, you remember that New Year's Eve party a few years ago?"
"Oh yeah, that was an exciting night!" I joked.
"What happened?" Erica asked.
"Erica hasn't heard the story on that night." Mark told us.
"Let's just say it was a memorable night and Chris and I are no longer welcome at a certain casino in Las Vegas anymore." I told Erica.
"Sounds like this is a story I need to hear more about sometime." Erica said.
"We probably need to get over to the dance floor and make sure all is okay." I said.
We got to the dance floor and it was as I thought, there was a group of guys already watching them dance. I didn't blame them. Both women had on tight black dresses that were very short. Anna's dress had a white pattern on it, but other than that, they were fairly close. Both women had on five inch heels. I had only been around Claudia a handful of times, but every time she dressed very stylish and very sexy. Even after four kids, she has one of those bodies you can't help but admire and stare at.
"Can I get six tequila shots?" Chris asked the waitress after watching his wife and sister-in-law dance on the dance floor.
After the shots came we all made our way to the dance floor and the crowd watching the girls slowly left. We stayed on the dance floor and danced for a while. Chris left a few more times to get more shots of tequila. Mark stopped drinking after that first shot. He saw where things were headed and knew someone would need to drive us all back to the hotel.
Before we knew it, it was closing time and the club was shutting things down. We left the club and made it back to our car.
"How are we going to do this?" Mark asked the group looking at his four door rather small car.
"Great question!" I remarked. There were six of us and at best the car could hold five. Anna had driven down from LA and was not in condition to drive herself. I was not too bad, but I had enough to drink that I didn't feel comfortable driving.
"Well, I'm driving!" Mark said.
"Erica, you can ride up front with Mark. I'll take a back seat." Chris said.
"Okay, so that leaves four of us for the back seat. How about Claudia rides on Chris's lap." I suggested.
"Man, it's like a thirty minute or more drive to the hotel." Chris said.
"We will be fine." Claudia said. "We had such a fun night, it isn't that bad to have your wife ride on your lap on the ride home."
I climbed into the back seat and went all the way over to the far side. Anna was in the middle and Chris was on the other far side with Claudia on his lap.
"It's tight, but it will work." I said.
We drove about five minutes down the road and Chris wasn't looking to good.
"Honey, are you okay?" Claudia asked.
"Mark, pull over, I'm going to throw up." Chris started saying.
Mark quickly pulled the car to the side of the road. Claudia jumped off Chris and out of the car. Lucky for her so got out, just as she was off Chris, he threw up all over himself.
"That's a great way to end the night." I joked as Chris stumbled out of the car and started trying to clean himself up.
"Let me out! Let me out!" Anna started saying and wiping off her thigh. "I got some on me!"
I was a little in shock that Anna was wiping her thigh where apparently some throw-up must have hit. Her dress was so short and tight that while wiping her thigh her legs were spread giving everyone a view of her black panties.
"This is so gross!" Anna said while climbing out off the car and still working on her thigh. Her dress was so far up her panties were very visible. Anna did not seem to care.
"Anna!!" Claudia yelled at her sister.
"What?" Anna replied still concerned about any throw up still left on her thigh.
"You are showing everything!!" Claudia told her as she pulled down on her dress so her panties were covered.
"They have all seen panties before Claudia, relax!" Anna said.
After a few moments Chris cleaned himself up and we were ready to start heading back to the hotel again.
"Anna, can I sit on your lap for the ride?" Claudia asked.
"Honey, you can sit on my lap." Chris said.
"Yes, you can ride on your husband lap!" Anna said.
"I don't want to get this dress messy." Claudia told them.
"Fine, sit on my lap." Anna said.
Other than Mark, everyone had all been drinking a good amount. When we got back into the car it was dark and everyone was sleepy and it was quite. Mark turned on the radio to keep himself awake.
"Claudia, you are killing my leg." Anna said. Claudia had been riding on her lap for a few minutes and the two of them had both been squirming to get comfortable.
"Sorry." Claudia said. "I'm doing the best I can."
"Claudia, you can sit on my lap if that would work better." I offered.
"I'm okay, but thank you." Claudia replied.
"Well, I'm not okay, I'm tired and want to sleep. You need to take him up on his offer and ride on his lap." Anna said pushing her over on my lap.
"I'm sorry." Claudia said as she fell on my lap from being pushed.
"Really, it's okay. I'm strong, I can handle you on my lap." I told her.
"See Claudia, he can handle you on his lap!" Anna said with a sexual meaning.
"Anna, stop." Claudia said.
"What? What did I say wrong?" Anna asked.
"You know what you said." Claudia said.
"All I said was that you have an attractive, strong, well-endowed man asking you to ride him." Anna said.