Macy said she bought the chair because the man at the secondhand shop had claimed it was haunted. Being superstitious and into the phenomenon of the unexplained, it was right up her alley. Plus, it was only ten dollars, and it would fit in with our annual Halloween parties. She'd throw a blanket over it the rest of the year...or something.
But I knew it was mostly because I'd said it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen. And me being her younger sister of two years as well as her roommate, she was apt to take advantage whenever she could to irritate me.
With the beast secured in the back of her pickup, I tuned out my sibling as she rambled on about the assumed history of the chair. I tried to think instead about what decorations we still needed for this year's party, which was only a week away. That, and how we were going to get her impulse purchase inside once we got back home.
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"I still don't understand what you see in the thing," I bemoaned from the lobby of our building while two guys from upstairs maneuvered the chair in through the front door and down the hall to our first-floor apartment.
I studied the wooden frame that looked like someone had built it out of weathered two-by-fours. There were no rounded edges, though it appeared to have been sanded smooth on some surfaces. It had a squared-off seat that looked the standard width but was just as deep; a tall straight back that was formed like a steeple; and the obligatory four legs. The two armrests were half the width of the rest of the planks and laid with the inside edge butted up against the outside edge of the back. The front edges slightly overlapped the two vertical boards that also served as the front legs of the boxy piece of furniture. Four narrow strips had been secured between each of the legs like a heel rest. None of it was stained or painted, and there were visible cracks along the grain in several places.
A worn, leather piece was attached to the seat by hammered upholstery tacks, a couple of which were missing. And three spiked, metal cones that looked like miniature caps to a castle turret were affixed to the top of each of the three innermost vertical boards that created the back. The outer board on each side had a smaller—but still substantial—tarnished bronze ball. All in all, I would have said the whole thing looked like something from a church in medieval times...or a prison as an electric chair. The only things missing for the latter use were the leather straps to secure wrists and ankles, the electrode connectors, and the device up top to place on the victim's head.
"It has history...and charm," Macy smiled, crossing her arms and leaning back against the metal mailboxes embedded into the wall opposite me.
A chill ran down my spine. There was definitely something about that chair. But I wouldn't call it charm.
"It has cobwebs and rusty nails," one of the guys said, grunting. "You couldn't have cleaned it up first?"
The other guy let off a string of curse words. "And this shit on top? Seriously? I'm not up-to-date on my tetanus shot, just so you know."
"We're giving you both a six-pack for your troubles," Macy said.
"There is no 'we' here." I stood from where I'd been sitting on the bottom step and mentally noted that the manual labor was going to cost her more than what she'd paid for the piece of junk itself. "This is all your doing, big sister. Leave me out of it."
She gave me a one-armed hug while we followed the guys. "Remember the plastic skeleton we used last year? I think it would look perfect propped up in the chair with some other accessories. Just you wait and see. It will be the centerpiece to our party. Everyone will love it."
"That's what you said about the costume you picked out for me."
Macy stopped and gave me a wicked grin. "You lost the bet fair and square. It's not my fault you can't run a 5K as fast as I can. If you didn't trust me, you shouldn't have accepted the wager."
"I trust you. I just don't like that look on you, sis."
Her grin only widened.
In our twenty-five years together, of course she'd embarrassed me, as siblings do. And we'd hedged bets before, with me as the winner usually...but sometimes not. Never had I felt a sense of foreboding, though, like I did now for how she was going to make me fulfill my end of the bargain. Just because I'd finished the race five seconds behind her.
"Macy, can you at least give me a hint?"
She screwed up her mouth and squinted, saying, "It is...fitting...for a hostess."
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With work, I'd forgotten about our deal all week until I came home early Wednesday afternoon and found the Princess Leia slave outfit lying out on my bed, complete with collar and mock chained leash.
I groaned, cursing my sister loudly. A cackle from the other room was the only response.
I'd hoped her choice would be something sexy yet tasteful. But this? As much as I loved Star Wars, I had never envisioned myself being as exposed as Carrie Fischer had been. Though we had the same genes, Macy was the model-skinny one. She could pull off a costume like this a hell of a lot better than I could. At least the party's theme was "Masquerade"; I could disguise my face even if I couldn't hide my body.
Since I'd made a deal, I psyched myself up for all the jibes that were bound to come tonight and went to help Macy with the rest of the preparations. During such, I noticed the massive, cloth-draped chair in a corner of the living room. Every time I tried to peak, Macy found something else for me to do. Damnit.
Three hours later, I stood in front of my floor-length mirror, frowning at my pale arms, legs, and midsection. Wishing I'd gone tanning. Praying this night would be over soon.
"Come on, Izzy. I want to see it."
I glared at the closed door to my bedroom and turned back to the mirror, adjusting the plastic contraption encasing my breasts which spilled out at the top. I'd put on a G-string just in case due to the fact that the skirt was only two pieces of fabric attached the front and back of the bulky belt that also served as a bottom.
The door handle rattled twice. "Izzy? Let me in."