It was one of those rare, warm sunny days in late November when this all began. I hadn't worked on my tan for a long time and, deciding that I was getting too pale, set out to correct that situation. You see, I have this theory that extra body weight looks better when it's tan and, being slightly over thirty-five, I had added a few pounds in unwanted places.
I slipped on a pair of cutoff jeans and a bikini top, and headed to the pool while my husband Mike watched a football game on TV.
"Hey, Mike," I said. "I'm gonna lay out in the sun."
"Okay," he said. "Don't stay out too long. I don't want any sensitive parts to get burned."
Ouch. He probably remembered when we went to a nude beach once and I failed to use strong enough lotion. "'K babe," I said.
Despite the warning the bikini top only lasted about fifteen minutes. After I took it off I began applying suntan lotion all over my upper body—the last thing I want is sunburned boobs. Anyway, there's something about sunbathing that makes me horny. Maybe it's the warmth, maybe it's the quiet of the surrounding area—maybe it's the mere fact that I'm almost naked and I know that if the neighbors go to some effort they can see me. Whatever the case, when I ran my oil-slicked hands over my body I got really horny. In fact, the moment I spread the number 30 oil over my tits, my clit started to throb. Naturally my hand slid down between my thighs and found its way to my pussy. I could have called my husband to help me but I was too far along to take the time. When you pass the age of 35 sometimes you just take advantage of an opportunity when it presents itself. Know what I mean?
I was on the verge of an orgasm—I mean really on the verge—when my phone rang. I tried to ignore it but the mood had been broken.
I mumbled "son of a bitch," wiped my hands on a towel and picked up the phone. I didn't recognize the number, but at least it was displayed on the caller ID, so I answered the call. "Hello?"
"Hey, babe. It's Malcom. Remember me?"
Malcolm. My agent from back in the day. It had to have been ten years since we had done business together. "Um, hi Malcolm. What can I do for you?"
I sensed the excitement in his voice when he began to talk. "Listen, babe. I don't know if you know this but the rage now is mature women, especially mature Asian women, with black guys. I figured that you..."
I cut him off. "Mature? Thanks a lot."
"I didn't say old, did I? That's a whole other category that's also popular. There's a huge market for women in their late fifties and early sixties but..."
I cut him off again. "Are you serious?"
"Yeah. It seems younger guys want older women because they know what they're doing. At least that's my theory."
I immediately created an image of my mother-in-law in my mind. She was a couple of years over sixty but still gorgeous. She has blonde hair, deep blue eyes, long legs and at least C cup tits. I could just see her on top of some young stud. Yes, her tits would probably be a bit saggy, but still she would be spectacular. I knew she was still interested in sex because she has, on more than one occasion, asked me about acting in adult videos. In fact, the last time we got together she told me that she and my father-in-law had begun making their own videos. I wondered if I should mention her to Malcolm. I decided against it.
I got back to Malcolm. "So, what are you calling about?"
Malcolm started talking New York style rapid-fire. "I have a few contracts for some interracial stuff with thirty-five and older Asian women and you're the first woman who came to mind. I saw that you were still doing nude posing up until five years ago or so and you looked great so I assume you look great now. What do you say? It's worth ten grand for just a couple days of work."
Ten thousand? Jeez. Pay scales sure had gone up. He had my interest. "What...um...what would it entail?"
"The usual," Malcolm said. "Stripping, fingering, blow job, threesome, fucking and a...um...I know you never did anal but...um...there would be a DP."
DP? I had always fantasized about a DP but it was probably out of the question. I mean, my husband have great anal sex and I have used a pretty big dildo back there while I was on top of him, but I couldn't imagine being squished between two guys.
For some reason, though, I was inclined to go along with the plan, but I had to talk to my husband. "I'll call you back," I said.
I slipped my bikini top back on, adjusted it so that my boobs practically popped out—I believe that giving a man a peek can be more alluring than giving him everything to look at—put on my best smile and sauntered into the living room. After flopping down next to him I said, in an overly sweet voice, "Hi, honey."
He knew me all too well. He turned off the TV, rolled his eyes and said, simply, "What?"
I cleared my throat and mumbled, "Do you remember that guy Malcolm?"
"Of course I remember. Why?"
"Well he just called and..."
"No," my husband said.
"I haven't even..."
"I don't care."
I put on my best angry face, stood up, put my hands on my hips and snarled, "You knew how I made some extra money before we got married. It didn't bother you then."
My husband put on his best angry face. "You told me two days before we got married, remember? You kind of waited until the last minute to tell me, didn't you. And it bothered me a great deal. I had to deal with it for a whole year after and the idea of dealing with it again is not appealing."
"I...I had a contract and..."
"Fine. Now you don't."