Anna looked up at the church front, shielding her eyes from the sun, which was only partially hidden by the steeple. One of the largest churches in town, Catholic, it's facade dark brick with several towers guarding the perimeter, each boasting a simple wooden cross. She looked over at Andrew.
"What are we doing here?" she asked.
Neither of them were religious, unless you counted the occasional savior's name in vain. In fact, Anna hadn't seen the inside of a church since she was six, where here grandmother dragged her every week for Sunday school. And every week she had been ceremoniously dolled up in frilly whites, against her wishes, and made to sit in a sweltering room for three hours to learn exactly why she was going to hell.
Andrew smiled and took her hand "Come on."
He pulled her up the front steps to the wooden doors, which were already open and inviting. Despite her lack of religious modesty, she wished she had worn something more conservative. It wasn't that she was showing much skin, but her pink dress was almost sinfully thin, revealing the outline of her bare breasts. And if it was cold inside the building...
She hesitated at the entrance, but Andrew tugged her through, still smiling a hidden agenda. A burst of cold air hit them from below. She looked down to see that they were standing over an air vent, which was causing her dress to billow and flutter around her knees. She stepped over it quickly and looked around.
"Wow." Her mouth hung open, her eyes widening.
Sunlight broke through the stained glass windows, some with portraits of the Virgin Mary, some with Jesus, or doves guided by shafts of light. The interior of the church was sparkling with blues and greens, reds and yellows. The pews were deserted, as was the pulpit. As far as she could tell, they were alone.
"Where is everyone?' she asked.
'The afternoon sermon ended an hour ago, and evening mass doesn't start for another two hours."
"Oh, okay. So what are we doing here?"
He only smiled and took up her hand again, maneuvering them around the right side of the pews and into a small alcove. There was what seemed to be a large wooden booth with a partition marking two sides. A rich, red curtain closed off each section.
"What is this?" she asked.
He pulled the left curtain aside and motioned her in. "Confessional."
She laughed unintentionally, but he made no move or indication he was joking. She cocked her head at him.
"You're serious?"
"Get in." He urged her on with his hand on the small of her back.
"Andrew-"
He gave her a final nudge forward and then let the curtain fall closed when she was inside. She turned back to look at him, but he was already gone. The booth was much larger than it appeared from the outside. The walls were bare, but there was a small bench sitting low to the ground. She sat on it, breathing a heavy sight, and let her hands fall to her lap while she waited to see what he would do next.
She heard a small scuffing noise and looked to the partition. A small panel slid open, letting a negligible amount of light into the booth. There was iron latticework in the pane, making it difficult to see who was on the other side.
"Andrew, is that you?"
"What do you have to confess?" he asked.
"Seriously, we're going to get in trouble. This has to be a sin. Or something."
He repeated "What do you have to confess?"
She leaned back into the wall, knowing she would have to play along. It didn't seem he would be giving up any time soon.
"Well, I think I may be having sex with my husband too often." she laughed, hoping that would deter him and end the game.
"Interesting." he said. "Do you enjoy it?"
Yes." she sighed. It certainly wasn't a lie, but she felt slightly uncomfortable sitting in that booth and confessing to a man she knew to be her husband.
"Have you had any impure thoughts?"
She smiled to herself "Yes."
"Tell me about them."
She took a deep breath, not sure if she should answer him honestly, or fabricate some wildly shocking ones. She decided on the truth, lest he collect on the others.
"Well," she started "when he's not with me-"
"Your husband?"
"Yes. When he's not with me, I think about him. A lot."